Bird scratch

When you've had too much fiber and it feels as though you're pooping out a birds nest. It leaves you with an itchy butthole.

Hey, Charlie! After I eat all that Raisin Bran, I got some mad bird scratch.

by CBCAKM September 3, 2017

Flavor scratch

Flavor scratch is what happens to the roof of your mouth after eating hard foods, like captain Crunch, or toasted sourdough.

My cereal left me with multiple flavor scratches this morning.

by KayKay4 January 14, 2018

pat scratch

When somebody’s head itches, but they can’t use their finger(s) to scratch it. Therefore, they pat the itch instead of using a digit.

My braids are so tight I’ve gotta pat scratch my head.

by Jankyjana June 4, 2018

dead scratch

Start again, rise from the bottom, back on track after serious problems.

If anyone can start over from dead scratch, it's you.

by Lazy Seal May 13, 2018

boner scratch

having your boner ruffled and gyrated upon by another human in some fashion, in a way that satisfies a pre-existing desire, typically accomplished through grinding.

Bro, think that girl will give me the 'ol boner scratch?

by Boner?...I barely know her! July 22, 2018

Chicken Scratch

The handwriting the person your trying to cheat off of has.

Bob: Hey Bill, can I cheat off of you?
Bill:Sure
*shows paper*
Bob: Are you joking? What is this Chicken Scratch junk?
Bill: My handwriting

by That one person you never knew January 18, 2019

Chicken Scratch

When somebody's handwriting looks like a chicken wrote it.

EX: T=Teacher S= Student
*S is writing essay*
T- Your handwriting looks like chicken scratch
S- Well to bad

by BillNy3 V2 May 24, 2019