Someone who posts messages that exhibit symptoms of psychosis. Portmanteau of schizophrenia and poster.
Schizoposting may be a result of genuine mental health issues, be done ironically as a form of absurdist shitposting, or be an attempt to troll or disturb readers.
Schizoposting may involve:
- Rambling with no apparent regard for whether readers can follow.
- Responding to random content as if it were personally addressed at yourself.
- Alleging content you're responding to contains things it doesn't.
- Wild conspiracy theories or supernatural claims.
- Poor form, grammar and spelling, as if written down in an extreme hurry.
- An abundance of trailing characters.
- Continuing to post for unhealthy lengths of time regardless of being ignored.
- Inappropriately intense emotions, often anger, arrogance or indignation.
- Assuming familiarity with strangers.
- Responding to yourself as if you were another person, sometimes repeatedly.
Schizoposting may be a result of genuine mental health issues, be done ironically as a form of absurdist shitposting, or be an attempt to troll or disturb readers.
Schizoposting may involve:
- Rambling with no apparent regard for whether readers can follow.
- Responding to random content as if it were personally addressed at yourself.
- Alleging content you're responding to contains things it doesn't.
- Wild conspiracy theories or supernatural claims.
- Poor form, grammar and spelling, as if written down in an extreme hurry.
- An abundance of trailing characters.
- Continuing to post for unhealthy lengths of time regardless of being ignored.
- Inappropriately intense emotions, often anger, arrogance or indignation.
- Assuming familiarity with strangers.
- Responding to yourself as if you were another person, sometimes repeatedly.
"There's this dude who has been messaging me for months now acting as if everything I post is directed at him."
"Damn schizoposters man. Depressing as fuck."
"Damn schizoposters man. Depressing as fuck."
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The ranking is as follows.
1) Hideous
There is literally nothing on this godforsaken planet that could even make you want to hug the subject. NOTHING.
2) Ugly
This is rock bottom. If you wake up in bed next to a 2/10, consider leaving the country.
3) Quite bad
You might, but ONLY if you were either thirteen pints in, or incredibly desperate.
4) Underwhelming
Maybe the subject has eyes slightly far apart, but otherwise isn't really that bad.
5) Average
Base standard. Based on looks alone, there's nothing wrong with the subject. Nothing AMAZING, but certainly nothing wrong.
6) Reasonably attractive
This subject is cute. You wouldn't go out of your way to find them on Facebook, but you would turn to your mates, pull a 'Not Bad' face and nod in acknowledgement
7) Pretty fit
The subject is pretty. Maybe has a few orbiters, at that.
8) Beautiful
Subject is really gonna go far with that face of their's. Potential model or actor/actress?
9) Gorgeous
This is - at base value - the highest ranking that one person can get.
10)
The subject is a solid 9/10, but also has a certain quality that appeals to you. Be it temperament, physical looks or maybe kink-appeal.
The ranking is as follows.
1) Hideous
There is literally nothing on this godforsaken planet that could even make you want to hug the subject. NOTHING.
2) Ugly
This is rock bottom. If you wake up in bed next to a 2/10, consider leaving the country.
3) Quite bad
You might, but ONLY if you were either thirteen pints in, or incredibly desperate.
4) Underwhelming
Maybe the subject has eyes slightly far apart, but otherwise isn't really that bad.
5) Average
Base standard. Based on looks alone, there's nothing wrong with the subject. Nothing AMAZING, but certainly nothing wrong.
6) Reasonably attractive
This subject is cute. You wouldn't go out of your way to find them on Facebook, but you would turn to your mates, pull a 'Not Bad' face and nod in acknowledgement
7) Pretty fit
The subject is pretty. Maybe has a few orbiters, at that.
8) Beautiful
Subject is really gonna go far with that face of their's. Potential model or actor/actress?
9) Gorgeous
This is - at base value - the highest ranking that one person can get.
10)
The subject is a solid 9/10, but also has a certain quality that appeals to you. Be it temperament, physical looks or maybe kink-appeal.
Jennifer: Ooooooh, gurl, check out that fireman over there (or something like that), how would you put him on the 1-10 Attractiveness Scale? He is a straight up 9/10!
Stacey: Yeah, but I like guys in uniform, that puts him up to a 10/10 for me!
Both girls proceed to continue their coffees, watching the apartment block across from them burn to the ground, in pure admiration of the firecrew.
Stacey: Yeah, but I like guys in uniform, that puts him up to a 10/10 for me!
Both girls proceed to continue their coffees, watching the apartment block across from them burn to the ground, in pure admiration of the firecrew.
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"Gads, did you hear the little screechling in the mall elevator? I think it ruptured my left eardrum. I don't scream that loud during an orgasm for crying out loud."
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