Rusty Trombone

When your ass is licked while being jerked off. The act closely represents the playing of the Trombone. The ass itself represents the "rusty" mouth piece and the dick representing the slide.

She got mad Jazz improvisational on my ass and started playing some sweet notes on my rusty trombone.

by MADDOG101 June 21, 2009

Rusty Trombone

adj: description of male genitalia that is not used on a daily basis, or the inability to obtain erection when aroused.

In years, Rob had only had one intimate encounter. Though she was no toothless-wonder, rob had a rusty trombone.

by hahahaha April 19, 2006

Rusty Trumbone

A complete idiots way to spell Rusty Trombone.

I can't spell better than a fourth grader so I think it's supposed to look like "Rusty Trumbone"

by semajsirhc May 18, 2009

Rusty French Horn

It's a take-off of the rusty trombone, where you 'toss the salad', but instead of the handjob, you insert your fingers like you're playing a french horn.

"Yeah, I played her like a rusty french horn!"

by T-Bone, $chmu, 'Pep', B-Love, and Nipples April 18, 2007

Rusty Bike

Rhyming slang for Dyke.

Those 2 lasses eat minge cos they are Rusty Bikes

by Pooey Fun April 1, 2008

Rusty Pickle

An older mans penis thats skin is wrinkled and very veiny

My Dad happends to have a rusty pickle

by Derrek 24 May 25, 2008

Rusty Eyeball

When a man cums in the reciever's eye, after engaging in anal sex, but leaves little chunks of poop in the reciever's eyeball, making it look like there's rust in their eye.

Guy 1: "So, Kim and I were fucking last night, and she wanted anal. So I gave it to her and I busted a nut right in her eye, and there was a little piece of shit in her eye after that"

Guy 1's friend: "OMG DUDE LOL RUSTY EYEBALL!!"

by K. Blaize February 7, 2009