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retired masturbater

a person who quit masturbating/ a person who plays fornite
Hey! What do you do for a living?
Nothing, I'm a retired masturbater.
by gigigig11 August 21, 2018
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Retarded

Jake Paul retarded
by Dunker Berg October 29, 2018
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Retardedly

A descriptive term of endearment for when someone looks like they are needlessly struggling with something that should ordinarily be simple.
The lead programmer's implementation was so retardedly complex, that to save time; I had to scrap it and start over.
by UberSpunk November 4, 2018
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Retirement Project

A euphemism for a pipe dream/non realistic goal
Ron wanted to play for the NBA however, due to being 4 foot 8 it was a retirement project since the NBA needed tall players.
by fartso55 November 22, 2018
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Retarded

A word that gets liberals, snowflakes, and SJWs triggered. They think this word is a derogatory word and is just flat out wrong. Even though, it is the actual word that’s supposed to be used when describing someone with a disability, they think it’s mean. That’s how dumb these people are sometimes
Guy1: That SJW’s retarded
SJW: Woah, don’t say that! It’s as bad as the N-word
(No it’s not. Not even)
by Rabbit breast November 27, 2018
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Retarded

Formally: Retarded means that you are mentally, physically, and socially slow, so the behavior is regarded as unusual for a person their age. It is an offensive term.
Informally: Stupid
Informally: Yo, that kid was mad retarded.

Formally: The doctor confirmed that the reason that the boy has such retarded progress in his rehabilitation was because of his limp.
by Crustybum.org/sexy December 24, 2018
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Retarded

HEJH is retarded
by Ooferton January 14, 2019
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