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Queer Puritanist

A phenomenon wherein self-described leftwing, queer, and LGBT "allies" condemn and demonize heterosexual fan service for normal people while maintaining explicit double standards for homosexual, trans, and female-oriented fanservice. Such individuals will often engage in gaslighting tactics, equating physically attractive female characters to pornography or maintain that ugly female characters are better because of "realism", even in otherwise fantastical settings and despite the fact that much of fiction is meant to be a form of escapism. This is a bizarro mirror image of conservative Christian puritanism that such groups often found themselves opposed to in previous decades when they campaigned for sexual liberation.
"OMG, what do you care what Mary Jane Watson in Spider-Man 2 looks like? Shut up, you're a porn-brained incel."
"You have pronouns and pride flags in your twitter bio and your likes are full of futa, why are you such a queer puritanist?"
by JD_543975834 December 27, 2023
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Queer Bait

When a male non gay/non homophobic person acts like he is busy or has to either A go home to his girlfriend B doesn't have time to do whatever it is you are asking cause of his girlfriend C he is claiming he is busy with his girlfriend but is just lying
Person 1 - yo bro I just won 2 free tickets at work to test drive any car for 1 hour at the Ford dealer ship wanna join
PERSON 2 - Ahhh shit bro I'd love to but I gotta get home for dinner I'm starving
person 2 is an example of being a "Queer Bait"
by TaintedTaint44 October 14, 2025
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queer networking

when one makes an effort to meet new queer people and befriend them/make new connections
"Ah! I am finally queer networking with a friend I made on bumble."
"yesss look at you go! Lmk what happens"

"I'm finally networking w the local gays 😤🙏🏻"
by littlefloofs November 13, 2023
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Queer Punch

Queer Punch (n):

Like a straight punch, but with a nasty twist at the end.

‎(alt): Also a fruit cocktail (ie. a punch) with an unexpected or unannounced addition, potentially of the mind altering variety.
A strike to a pressure point that leads to the opponent humiliating themselves could be considered a queer punch, as could a knock-out blow from an unexpectedly capable opponent.
by Psyfer June 23, 2011
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Hollister Queer

Someone that wears hollister sweater and is very gay
Look it’s a hollister queer
by 420RGONZ January 23, 2019
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Queer Pop

Someone whose being the most almighty of gays. Typically used in a game or when someone is being a bitch.
Tyler : Nah that doesn't sound very fun bro. I'd rather stay inside all day and game.

Tejay : Whatever, Queer pop.
by XariXari August 11, 2024
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Queer

“Queer” is used either as “questioning
about your sexuality either as a more general word referring to lgbtq+ people
- Are you gay ?
- Well, I prefer to use the word queer cause I don’t really feel comfortable with the word “gay”

- What is your sexuality?
- I am queer
by Hollander No25.095.983 January 9, 2021
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