Smurf Puss

After a long holiday weekend the water level in the portable toilet is so high when she sits down the blue water stains her cooch.

Nancy didn't look before she sat down in the port-a-potty & now she has Smurf Puss!

by Timmers05 September 1, 2025

Piss Puss

A Piss Puss is when you kiss the homies goodnight right after pissing in the toilet.

"Goodnight bro", *Kisses bro's forehead*

"You smell like pee, Did you just give me a Piss Puss?"

by krogelfanbogel September 27, 2025

puss

An affirmation celebrating the active expression of power, confidence, and autonomy; distinct from "Queen" in emphasizing actionable power rather than inherent presence.

"The fit is modest, but those shoes are giving puss!"

by JustSomeApparition October 23, 2025

Puss Rocket

A hot dog: typically slathered with chili, cheese, hot sauce, mayo, etc. Will cause high cholesterol

Fred: "Yo john, I found this new shitty restaurant that puts out a bangin puss rocket"

John: "Sweet bro, let's hit that joint after work"

by acetylaldehyde November 18, 2025

puss fart

a fart that comes out of your vagina.

Alyson was working out and let the biggest puss fart out.

by kngarland February 6, 2025

crushing puss

Having rough sex

Damn Thomas that bitch is bad! last night I was crushing puss!

by 1kThousand February 10, 2025

puss fart

a fart that comes out the vagina.

Alyson was working out and let the biggest puss fart slip out.

by kngarland February 10, 2025