PURE

Previously Unrecognized Recruitment Error

Someone who looks good on the resume, kicks ass in the interviews, and somehow self-destructs and falls apart in the office.

Our newest hire met every qualfication, had the exact background we were looking for, displayed energy, enthusiasm, and intelligence in the multiple interviews, and completely fell apart after she started the job. A total letdown, we had no idea she would be PURE.

by MzunguGirl November 27, 2006

Devin Purcell

A hot and famous rapper, writer, and YouTuber that runs the channel Prestige Clan

That hottie is so sexy! He is so sexy as Devin Purcell

by prestigeawesome March 2, 2019

pure television

That feeling that life is imitating television instead of the other way around. When the lighting and circumstances, and occasionally music and costume seem to obey the laws of some preternatural executive producer in the sky and subjects become witness to their lives in much the same way that they would witness a film or television show. Even when alone individuals in the thralls of "pure television" will act. It's fun when it only happens once in a while and one doesn't realize what's happened until after the fact, but if you're aware of it as it's happening? Self Hating Terror or Blissed Out Egomania are almost always the result.

(To a friend, Point out man on the subway whose clothes, hair, accessories, body language and facial grooming scream television): See that guy over there? How post modern - he's pure television!

by Anemone September 19, 2005

Porcelain mountain lake

Slang terminology for a toilet, usually of the sit-down variety. Sometimes also known as the "porcelain mountain fountain".

"Well, folks...that was a mighty fine dinner, but it's tearing up my insides. Time for me to take a little vacation trip to the porcelain mountain lake."

by Kirk Bradford Myers June 9, 2007

percentometer

The progress bar that fills up as a file downloads/program installs, etc. So called because it usually has some numbers in percent. Pronounced Percent-oh-meter.

A:How much longer do you have to download that pr0n?
B:The percentometer says about 69 percent done.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter May 23, 2008

pure bred awesome

one who is born being awesome,they are smart,talented,beautiful,people love them,they can get any member of the oppiside sex anytime,anywhere.

hey,steve,that sucks that you dint win the lotery,but the good news is im a pure bred awesome

by donkeyfish5 January 9, 2011

Porcelain Palace

Another term for the royal throne or the Kohler Krapper

Where Tom?? he's polishing the scepter the Royal Throne,,the what?? You know the Porcelain Palace?? Ohhhh thanks!!

by Davie Dee March 27, 2011