The act of clenching your fist in after dousing it in alcohol and lighting it on fire, afterward you wind up and yell "FALCON PUNCH" as the fist is inserted into the woman's vagina at punching speed.
Chad: How'd your date with Alice go yesterday?
Thad: Well she wanted to try something new last night so I tried to Falcon Punch her, now she won't stop glaring at me.
Thad: Well she wanted to try something new last night so I tried to Falcon Punch her, now she won't stop glaring at me.
by KnutKnight May 9, 2020
Get the Falcon Punch mug.The act of defecating in a 5 gallon bucket and slamming the bucket over your best friend's head. This results in a frenzied motion of your friend trying to remove the bucket from atop his head. After he successfully removes said bucket, you punch him in the face and say "you've just been Bucket Punched."
by steelroots2013 December 7, 2011
Get the Bucket Punch mug.A secret society amongst friends, family or work colleagues, in which members may punch each other on the arm without warning. Injuries are common, and fatalities may have occurred but are usually covered up by other punch club members.
The first rule of Punch Club: You do not talk about Punch Club
The second rule of Punch Club : You do NOT talk about Punch Club
The first rule of Punch Club: You do not talk about Punch Club
The second rule of Punch Club : You do NOT talk about Punch Club
dude 1: Would you like to join my club?
dude 2: What club ?
dude1: Punch club
dude 2: What's Punch Club?.......OOOOOOUCH!!!! You DICK!!
dude 2: What club ?
dude1: Punch club
dude 2: What's Punch Club?.......OOOOOOUCH!!!! You DICK!!
by dogtanion October 30, 2011
Get the Punch Club mug.captain falcon of f-zero's special move. it is a flaming punch that calls forth the power of the falcon to blast your enemy into oblivion. simple to perform. also works as a cheap abortion.steps are as follows:
1.) assume dramatic punching pose
2.) yell "FALCOOOOONN!
3.)punch and yell "PAAAWWWWNNNCCHHH!!"
1.) assume dramatic punching pose
2.) yell "FALCOOOOONN!
3.)punch and yell "PAAAWWWWNNNCCHHH!!"
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that is the true Falcon Punch
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that is the true Falcon Punch
by the great el-fabuloso October 21, 2008
Get the Falcon Punch mug.Person 1:Dude, I'm gonna try to Falcon punch that truck!
Person 2:No, dont do it, you won't survive!
Person 1:FALCON, PUNCH!!!!!!!
(Person 1 explodes)
Person 2:I told him not to do it.
Person 2:No, dont do it, you won't survive!
Person 1:FALCON, PUNCH!!!!!!!
(Person 1 explodes)
Person 2:I told him not to do it.
by ASS SALT September 8, 2009
Get the Falcon punch mug.I thought she was going to lose that fight until she made an impressive comeback with her powerful kitty punch!
by mojojojoohno December 7, 2010
Get the kitty punch mug.1. A bowl to drink punch out of!
2. When someone is taking a toke out of a pipe and you punch the bowl, in an attempt to bring contact between the toker's face and the burning weed! Only do this when the weed is some dirty shwag, or risk losing some nice grass.
2. When someone is taking a toke out of a pipe and you punch the bowl, in an attempt to bring contact between the toker's face and the burning weed! Only do this when the weed is some dirty shwag, or risk losing some nice grass.
1. Need a definition? Are you stoopid?
2. Cuno: How did you get that burn on your face?
Pita: That ass Mark punch bowl'd me yesterday, and it was MY fucking weed!
2. Cuno: How did you get that burn on your face?
Pita: That ass Mark punch bowl'd me yesterday, and it was MY fucking weed!
by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 25, 2007
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