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Punch Club

A secret society amongst friends, family or work colleagues, in which members may punch each other on the arm without warning. Injuries are common, and fatalities may have occurred but are usually covered up by other punch club members.

The first rule of Punch Club: You do not talk about Punch Club

The second rule of Punch Club : You do NOT talk about Punch Club
dude 1: Would you like to join my club?
dude 2: What club ?
dude1: Punch club
dude 2: What's Punch Club?.......OOOOOOUCH!!!! You DICK!!
by dogtanion October 30, 2011
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Keister Punch

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This is a type of punch that is defined by where the punch lands. In this case, the punch will most closely resemble an upper-cut punch, but instead of the lower jaw, this one will land directly on the sphincter of the colon. The hope with this punch is that the recipient's sphincter will go numb and lax, causing the victim to shit his or her self.
I waited until she turned her back and then I keister punched her so hard she shit herself. That'll teach her to say "hi" to me!
by Mr.Touchdown August 12, 2009
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beaver punch

beaver punch is when you punch a girl or woman in the beaver(pussy)
dude i beaver punched ur mom last night!
by beaver puncher December 5, 2009
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Falcon Punch

captain falcon of f-zero's special move. it is a flaming punch that calls forth the power of the falcon to blast your enemy into oblivion. simple to perform. also works as a cheap abortion.steps are as follows:
1.) assume dramatic punching pose
2.) yell "FALCOOOOONN!
3.)punch and yell "PAAAWWWWNNNCCHHH!!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFtw7qW7Vcw
or
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that is the true Falcon Punch
by the great el-fabuloso October 21, 2008
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punch bowl

1. A bowl to drink punch out of!

2. When someone is taking a toke out of a pipe and you punch the bowl, in an attempt to bring contact between the toker's face and the burning weed! Only do this when the weed is some dirty shwag, or risk losing some nice grass.
1. Need a definition? Are you stoopid?

2. Cuno: How did you get that burn on your face?
Pita: That ass Mark punch bowl'd me yesterday, and it was MY fucking weed!
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kitty punch

when a female, in an altercation with another female, punches her in the vagina.
I thought she was going to lose that fight until she made an impressive comeback with her powerful kitty punch!
by mojojojoohno December 7, 2010
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Falcon punch

A punch so powerful, only Captain Falcon can survive using it.
Person 1:Dude, I'm gonna try to Falcon punch that truck!

Person 2:No, dont do it, you won't survive!

Person 1:FALCON, PUNCH!!!!!!!

(Person 1 explodes)

Person 2:I told him not to do it.
by ASS SALT September 8, 2009
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