poler

A girl (14-28) who wears short skirts, small (if any) g-trings, low-cut tops and anything else to show off her assets (which often incluse a few guys who are just "tagging along").

Dude, Tracy is such a poler!

by Poon-master Phoenix September 2, 2003

poser

Someone who follows a trend to fit in, and accually they dont at all.

1. Poser:"OMG IM SO EMO SCENE HARDXCORE!"
Not poser:"Fuck you..."
2. "Look at these Uggs! They're so not imitation!"
See gay fake trend follower

by Smileyouremo July 16, 2008

Poner

An erection that is obtained throughout the course of watching an episode of My Little Pony

* fap fap fap
Guy 1: What the hell is that?
Guy 2: (listens) oh thats just Darren.
Guy 1: Dude! is he jackin it?
Guy 2: Yep I hear Rainbow Dash talking. Don't worry he just has a Poner
Guy 1: Oh ok

by jrfredrick May 21, 2013

penis poker

A game played mostly in Norwich but also catching on in certain areas of France. Two faggots compete to see who can end up with the best array of cock merchandise....one change allowed. Winning hands might include a full louse, a hot flush etc. Also known as prick poker in some dialects.

James wasn't happy with Josh's dealing when they played penis poker.

by rampagus_maximus November 1, 2003

strip poker

basically just a game of poker except you take off a piece of clothing every time you lose

one way to a.) win some money and b.) get a hot girl to take her clothes off. even better when you get to see some sweet pussy.

A: "last night i was playing stip poker with the guys and Sally and we got her to take all her clothes off"
B: "sweet"
A: "yeah, then we gangbanged that slut"

by mmmyeahrightthereohyes December 20, 2004

poser

Someone who displays an obsession with certain bands, stores, or anything hardcore when in truth they don't like hard rock, don't really shop at hot topic and got their only pair of black skinny jeans at hollister. Someone insecure enough to fake being badass or and does things like sayig they "snuck out" with a hot guy but really they just went to the end of their driveway at like 10pm.

woahh brittany and amanda are such pathetic POSERS, amanda pretends to be anorexic and birttnay doesnt shut up about how hot her ass is and how much of a rebel she is. sad.

by Bianca Haddad September 22, 2007

poser

Someone who pretends to be someone they are not, they "pose".

That girl isn't a real goth, she's just a poser.

by JennaQ June 2, 2006