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magic poon

Vagina in which a man cums in under 5 seconds
by Bdb2019 January 18, 2019
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Dune Poon

I hit that dune poon like it was an oasis in the Sahara.
by Tommy Wommy Womsters November 1, 2003
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billy Poon

Local chinesse owner and all-round geezer of asain origin - NOT RACIST!
'We off down to billy poons for some prawn toast guys?'
by AGnumbnuts November 7, 2011
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Alien Poon

Some kind of sexual intercourse with someone who isn't from where you live.
Guy 1- Hey man, heard you got yourself some action while on your vacation!

Guy 2- Yeah, I got me some Alien Poon!

Guy 1- Wow, that was the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
by Superfly58 December 9, 2008
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Looney Poon

When one sleeps with a girl who later turns out to be a psycho.
"Bro, my brother slept with this one girl the other week and it turned out she was like a crack head and stalks him now"
"Man that is some serious looney poon!"
by BrEagle August 2, 2009
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Monkey Poon

Noun
1. The act of getting sexual pleasure from a female
2. The pussy area of a female
3. A smelly vagina
1. "Yo last night was crazy as hell! I got some sweet monkey poon from Laquisha!"
by CoolConnor1985 November 2, 2010
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poking your poon

Nah, your grandma isn't actually dead, I'm just poking your poon.
by gbp October 3, 2006
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