Polish Water Tower

A sexual act involving a male (or female) standing on top of a ladder and ejaculating or squirting onto a willing recipient below.

She stood atop the ladder and gave me a Polish Water Tower

by theycallmeyungdaggerdick April 26, 2020

polish holy water

Vodka

Polish holy water can get you drunk AND sterilize a wound, so it's a true miracle.

by BootsMcGuinnea March 14, 2020

Polish cigar roller

A woman of Polish descent, usually in the early part of the 20th century, who rolled cigars in highly sensual, alluring, and provocative ways. Often at the behest of the Detroit crime syndicate.

Kristin: My great grandmother was a Polish cigar roller!
David: Oo, I bet she was!

by DrSolo47 December 22, 2018

polish corn dog

When someone puts a roll of pennies into a condom( ties the ends), then lubes it with ketchup and mustard and then proceeds to fuck someone in the ass with it and yell..."OOOOYEAH CORN DOGGY DOGGY" and then eats the crusts off of the sides of a piece of bread.

Mark asked me asked me to do the Polish corn dog with him...
I didn't say no.

by Rincryo November 7, 2017

polish titty twister

A polish titty twister is when you pour hot melted butter all over a pregnant woman's giantacular chesticles, then applying car battery clamps to her hershey kiss nips, all while having her slob on your knob until you reach orgasm at which point you violently twist the clamps to induce severe milkage.

"dude i gave that pregumundo cholo hoe a mondo polish titty twister!"

by Polishmilkjug December 22, 2013

Polish Pipe Cleaner

Recieving a blowjob after anal.

My girlfriend seemed to be reluctant to give me a polish pipe cleaner.

by Irishpubber September 4, 2018

Polish Dice Game

When you are making out with a person while having a staring contest with them.

Guy: Did you see Stacy and Bill last night? They were making out while looking into each others eyes? It was really weird
Girl: yeah, that's a Polish Dice Game. And yes, it was weird.

by thewalker1996 September 2, 2018