Penis

You know damn well what it is.

His penis got stuck in the urinal drain.

His penis erected when he saw Hitler's moustache.

by MyNameIsNotNecessaryForYou September 1, 2019

Penis

Penis
It is penis
Please just ask your parents what penis is
You should all know this
#penis #ED

Penis is a penis I guess. Seriously learn what a penis is

by 🦙Cherry*cat🦙 May 25, 2019

penis

The funniest word that one could say in a conversation. Saying this will immediately make everyone in the room burst out laughing on the floor.

Guy 1: ur mo-
Guy 2: penis
Guy 1: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

by Alphabetical Spaghetti June 6, 2018

Penis

the male genital organ of higher vertebrates, carrying the duct for the transfer of sperm during sex.

That guy's penis was bigger than mount. Rushmore.

by Christina Hayes July 14, 2015

Penis

the small thing in your pants

You have no penis

by sexlord69 September 9, 2016

penis

a weird wrinkly thing with like a split on the tippy toe of it. males usually like to play with it or put it into streatchy gross holes also known as vaginas or bootay holes.

ooooooh my penis is itchy.

by suckymytoey April 4, 2019

Penis

Penis is a slang word for dick or the name Samuel.
Did you know that if your name is "Thomas" then you have a 8-10 inch long dick.

I have a penis.

by TheChair64 May 15, 2017