Penguin in a blanket

Penguin in a blanket is a term to use when your tired of school and want to be a "Penguin in a blanket"

hey Jay, im such a Penguin in a blanket.
Oh you definitely are haha.

Son quit being a Penguin in a blanket and do your homework!
But dad, i already did!

by anon2201_hun January 31, 2021

Penguins

Someone who is autistic and also homosexual being intimate with the same sex. Their behavior is unusual & strange in two ways and that's the kick!

Look at those Penguins flirting.

by NerdsAlot200 June 23, 2025

cheddar penguin

When you fuck her so hard with ground up gold fish crackers on your dick that she has to walk like a penguin afterwards.

Wow I can’t believe I just cheddar penguined her.

by 696969699696 February 26, 2018

Penguin

It is a word for a person who is lazy and incompetent. And even though they have potential to be better, they settle for mediocrity.

The word penguin is used because they cant “FLY” and aren’t inspiring like a hawk or an eagle.

All he does is eat and play video games all day—he is such a penguin

by Idiosyncratic January 28, 2024

Glazed Penguin

Cumming on your girls stomach and pushing her around on the bed like a penguin sliding down the hill on its stomach.

"My girl was so horny I gave her a glazed penguin"

by Baylee348 August 15, 2016

feed the penguin

Verb, be fellated by a nun.

Last Sunday, I got to feed the penguin! Worth the ten hours of prayer the priest gave for it.

Nothing as kinky as feeding the penguin.

by DemonicPuffin August 25, 2021

Penguin

A penguin is little bird that cannot fly in other words its half of a bird that is also used as a fleshlight for seals.Fucking google it if you dont belive me that shit tramatized me when i heard it the first time.

i cant think of anything to go here or how to sum a penguin up ya twat. they are very cute tho

by Gabrielak December 19, 2021