Pack of blow

A pack of blow is something, (could be anything), that is inside of a pack, and you can either suck it or blow it.

Hey Blake, could you pick me up a pack of blow on your way home?

by Pensacolapounder January 30, 2017

swagger package

noun. the essence of swagger. in a package. usually used when referring to hot males. who have the swagger. not used solely for reference to gang members. Not necessarily physical as aura and confidence.

girl 1- (talking to blind friend) "Girl, did you see his swagger package?"
blind friend- "Damn, I could sense it from over here!"

by swaggerpackersbrikat June 11, 2009

Pack Happy

When the over excitement of moving house gets the better of you and you end up packing things you still need.

"Where the hell is the toilet roll"? "Oh, i got 'pack happy' and packed it in box 1349".

by SandG August 25, 2012

pack sand up your ass

The term "pack sand up your ass" refers to someone being completely pissed off at someone else. They are hoping and wishing that this said person would experience the most uncomfortable, irritating, violating and very painful feeling up inside their anus cavity similar to having someone pack beach sand forcefully into their rectum.

Jeffery had taken the liberty to take Lonnie's brand new guitar out of the case and try to play it. While fimbling, fumbling and farting around with it with his greasy , dirty, little inexperienced fingers, he broke 3 of the six strings right off the guitar. When arriving home late that night, Lonnie noticed the guitar was missing from the case. Much to his surprize, Lonnie found Jeffery in his pig sty of his room with the new guitar lying in a corner on the floor with the 3 strings missing. Lonnie (now in an extreme state of rage) told Jeffery to "pack sand up your ass" and actually really meant it.

by SkipSpike666 October 21, 2017

ass packet

basically a whore but much more unkempt, and unholsem than your standard whore.

i cheated on my wife with a ass packet.

by Shite oot Ofluc May 19, 2005

Gym Package

An unfortunate side effect that occurs after having worked out at the gym that causes a man's penis and testicles shrink significantly, often making ones two testicles to look like a single testicle.

Dude, When I changed out of my gym clothes I had major gym package going on, it was so depressing.

by Nthebutt1001 January 16, 2011

Todd Packer Situation

When one man dry humps two other men and cums in his pants immediately.

Me and the boys had a Todd Packer Situation going last night.

by Jungle ranch July 7, 2019