put me in the bag

To become obligated to do something you don't want to do.

She told her mother I'd take her to church, she put me in the bag.

by Pitonius J. Sweetpits April 10, 2021

Put some man on it

When your a male acting like a female

David stop crying and put some man on it

by Whitey508 November 10, 2016

put out of commission

When you have sex with Dean Lonergan and his surprisingly large penis

Person A "Ah man, I was put out of commission"
Person b "oh, you had sex with Dean Lonergan as well?

by FishFucker_69 March 12, 2023

Put me on Paper

Refers to a woman placing her child’s father on the government child support collection list.

J.R: My girl just put me on paper and the states tryna collect.
Day Day: Word? How much are they makin you pay?

by ThatClownShit September 21, 2023

Put Down Player

One who trashes his roomates for being a complete and utter cat litter at rocket league

He always is trashing on max for only having 14 points, HE/HIM must be a put down players

by Himothy1190 January 26, 2023

put down for a nap

Euphemism for forcibly sedated

I was still panicking after being rushed to the hospital, so I was put down for a nap.

by frabrizio September 24, 2020

put this message on a mug

put this message on a mug
Something that FrankieTheNOOB1 wants a sentence on a mug because then he has a chance to buy it and then it would say “ put this message on a mug”

Frankie: put this message on a mug
my.urbandictionary.com: ok

by FrankieTheNOOB1 January 23, 2022