Poodle cakes

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That girl is specail, shes my poodle cakes

by Mdawson September 25, 2018

Poople

A Poople is a bully or mean person. Pooples are People who act like poo, because they are scared, sad, lonely and feel like poo. Therefore, they want others to feel like poo ... feel hurt, alone and not allowed to play. Pooples can be found in such places as the workplace, schoolroom or roadways ... wherever bullies like to hang out.

Don't be a Poople. Instead show Pooples how to be People, again.

by No Poople Community September 25, 2018

Pooter scooter

A dog dragging its behind on the grass. Also a downer or extremely pessimistic individual in a group.

Everyone wanted to go to the movies Friday night, Dave would not stop complaining how horrible it would be. He was being a pooter scooter.

by Asaya October 24, 2018

Pootel

An 18th-century nickname for little kid, usually between the ages of 4-7.

The little pootel received a gold star on his test

by Fedfan22 November 13, 2018

Pooter

Noun - Of or relating to someone who has ever taken a shit . Oftentimes it relates to someone who has had an extreme dump .

“Dude, that guy is such a pooter. He left his shit all over the bathroom ceiling.”

by Poot2002 January 30, 2019

poodle in the dark

Something that is exciting but shouldn't be, in the same way that a poodle may be exciting to dog-lovers but would not be in the dark (where it cannot be seen). Full phrase: 'Exciting as a poodle in the dark'.

Your friend gets excited over something mundane and pointless. You remark: "That was a real poodle in the dark!"

by AspiringAristotle February 11, 2019

Pooter

A slang word for a penis. Synonymous with schlong, ding ding, Wang, cock, etc.

I haven't heard many people use it that way but it was used in my childhood home.

Harry Potter whipped out his hairy pooter and showed the doctor his hog warts.

by Squonkaholic February 23, 2019