An unusually small penis, cock, dick, tool,member, prick ect.
at times even smaller than a pensil
Usually found on rich sports car driving pretty boys and boy band members.
also used to show ignorance
at times even smaller than a pensil
Usually found on rich sports car driving pretty boys and boy band members.
also used to show ignorance
I heard Roseann hooked up with that pretty boy from the american idol show and he had a pensil dick.
I dare that pensil dick, pretty boy to try and get some feel up in my ex's huge ass pussy!
Bob you fucktard, pensil dick idiot!
I dare that pensil dick, pretty boy to try and get some feel up in my ex's huge ass pussy!
Bob you fucktard, pensil dick idiot!
by Les Crapp September 22, 2007
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Flashing lights and animations not included.
Approptiate safety gear required.
Flashing lights and animations not included.
Approptiate safety gear required.
The penile commander 2000 is the perfect gift for the necrophiliac in your family.
Warning: Not intended for use by loved ones.
Warning: Not intended for use by loved ones.
by Mewoizraccoondogfuckerlizsabrina January 3, 2008
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This is when a demon comes into ur room at night and shoves a large object or a power drill into your penis. Thus destroying your penis entirely and making you a chick. Ways to prevent the demons from coming in ur room: wear a male chastity belt, take a shite and draw a cross on ur door with the shit in the name of allah, hide ur cock in ur bed partner. If you get penis mutilated you become a penis mutilating demon, and are force to go around town shoving snickers and what not into other mens penises.
Omg Todd why is there a snickers in ur bloody ripped open penis!? Jimbo
Idk It must have been one of those evil penile mutilation demons!
Idk It must have been one of those evil penile mutilation demons!
by PhagPhucker April 1, 2008
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The inability to accomplish a task due to laziness, incompetence, political posturing, lack of ability, stubbornness or other reason that has no relation to the problem at hand.
Worthless posturing, yelling and fighting among politicians that comes to nothing when they are done.
The inability to accomplish a task due to laziness, incompetence, political posturing, lack of ability, stubbornness or other reason that has no relation to the problem at hand.
Worthless posturing, yelling and fighting among politicians that comes to nothing when they are done.
Congress spend 8 months grinding their axes and sharpening their pencils and were only able to reduce the national debt by $10.
by JavaJaneOhio January 6, 2012
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by omenofthedeep May 18, 2009
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FEAR NOT, FOR IT IS I, GEORGE ZIMMER CEO AND FOUNDER OF MEN'S WEARHOUSE, HERE TO ENDLESSLY PLEASURE YOU WITH MY PLUMP PURPLE PENILE PALADIN.
by GEORGE ZIMMER CEO AND FOUNDER April 1, 2010
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