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take the biscuit

To be the epitome of something, typically something unpleasant. To stand as the best (or more likely worst) example of a series of things.
Of all the slimy schemes Jim's pulled over the years, his attempt to pay a psychologist to testify in court that Marie, whom Jim had actually repeatedly raped the previous year, was merely paranoid, just has to take the biscuit.
by Fearman February 22, 2008
mugGet the take the biscuitmug.

take a crap

Pretty self explanatory. Can be accompanied by a session of jacking off or sucking cocks.
First I'm gonna take a crap, then jack off, then suck cocks with that swamp donkey.
by Jaimev July 27, 2005
mugGet the take a crapmug.

taking a piss

Phrase used it the UK to describe the action of taking advantage of the situation, in particular at work. Basically putting the least amount of work possible without getting sacked. The UK English equivalent of mailing it in in US English.
Q: Where is that damn capacity report, Tara should've been done 2 weeks ago?
A: Tara is taking a piss.
by Call Me Ishmael December 9, 2008
mugGet the taking a pissmug.

Take a Gangsta

Basically it means you need to go to the restroom and do number two. I made it up down where I stay in the South so that if someone was around me and they don't need to know what I am about to do, I say that.
Say dog, I got to take a gangsta right now.
by J. A. November 18, 2007
mugGet the Take a Gangstamug.

Take a Daily

Mom, I'll meet you in the car. I have to take a daily.
by pppooooo August 27, 2009
mugGet the Take a Dailymug.

Taking a Phil

Taking a Phil is when another word for going to take a shit
Phil Collins went to start Taking a Phil
by ItsBigMack July 17, 2016
mugGet the Taking a Philmug.

taking it on the road

In reference to the shoddy job most road construction crews do.
A job that to the visible eye seems complete but is actually done half assed and sloppily.

To rush through a job or project in order to be done with it, cutting corners so as not to be detected by outsiders.
I don't really have time to make apple pie to bring to Thanksgiving Dinner so I'm taking it on the road and getting one from the corner bakery and I'll say it's mine.
by Pamann October 28, 2010
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