office unicorn

That girl at work who is beyond everyone you have ever met's standards because she is both ridiculously attractive and also really really nice to everyone to the point it drives you all insane. Almost always has a boyfriend who is almost always a total dick.

Max: fuck holly looks incredible today
Me: yeah she's definitely the office unicorn

by lachyisded3 July 22, 2017

office smudge

The person in the office who turns the simplest tasks into a painstakingly process.

Please don't give that task to Billy. He's the office smudge and will make everyone's life miserable.

by Tortuga12 August 21, 2017

OFFICER ASSIST

The act of inserting or extracting something in or out of the colon with self or other help.

i needed to make a deposit for the toilet bank, so a little finger gave me an officer assist with my prison wallet!

by robetitcussin February 23, 2019

Office

Commonly used Kiwi slang used to describe an indoor sesh spot.

E.g: garage, abandoned house etc.

- "Just gonna go clock into the office with the boys."

by xZelll March 7, 2019

Office Period

When everyone in the office rotates bad moods for a week at a time until the cycle starts all over again.

Wow! I went to the dentist's today and they were all in a bad mood. They were definitely experiencing an office period.

by amusedchimera January 2, 2019

Office door mat

Referred to as the office administrator. Others will pile shit on your plate and pull you in 5 different ways. Accomplishing any task of will become nearly impossible. People will copy you in on emails and tell other people that you will be reaching out to them. This covers ones ass., but not yours. You will be paid less than 95% of people in a company. If you are hourly you will be will the first person at the office in the morning and the last one to leave.

Thanks Sharon, our office door mat will reach out to you to insert task here.

by Chet Chestsky September 20, 2018

Office Jihad

When a Muslim disgruntled employee begins subtle sabotage as a from of protest to his superiors, until they give into his/her demands.

- So what are you gonna do?
- Maybe I book appointments the wrong way, maybe I forget some post its, maybe I send wrong emails.
- Dude that's like declaring war on your manager, your problem doesn't sound like its worth the trouble.
- Fixing the good coffee machine is worth any cost. The entire office is united in this.
- The struggle sounds real.

- I like to call it Office Jihad.

by Ergeron June 27, 2019