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office fridge

Demon hellscape on Earth filled with rotten fish and hummus that some poor unfortunate soul has to clean annually. Or it just rots and becomes sentient.
Travis left his fucking fishdick sandwich in the office fridge and now it's grown legs and is self-aware.
by Emmie The Spiteful January 2, 2018
mugGet the office fridgemug.

gnome office

Wow that crew out front has the gnome office situation on lock down.
by Ah Real Monsters May 9, 2015
mugGet the gnome officemug.
(N)Noun Location:
The office of the former president is acknowledged by over 300 million americans as a beacon of light in a dark world.

On January 25th in the year of our Lord two thousand and twenty one, Former President Donald Trump opened an “Office of the Former President” that seeks to advance the interests of the United States and carry on the agenda of his inspired "America First" movement. The Office will be responsible for managing President Trump’s correspondence, public statements, appearances, and official activities to advance the interests of the United States and to carry on the agenda of the Trump Administration through advocacy, organizing, and public activism.

“President Trump will always and forever be a champion for the American People,” as quoted by The office of the former president.

The Office Of the former president is respected and acknowledged by over 300 million americans and will be a light in the darkness for all sovereign american peoples regardless of race, color creed, or political affiliation. No fat chicks or Commies!
Donald John Trump has officially created The office of the Former President to continue to make the radical far left cry. Just as the office of the president elect didn't exist until Trumps presidency, neither did The office of the Former President. This is because Donald Trump s a creator, weather it Jobs, a stronger military, opportunities or a greater America that's just what we does. it's just a bonus that the Leftist tears will result
by BDHN January 26, 2021
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Office Abuse

When you work for a company that feels you couldn't do any better and should be privileged to work there. Boss makes you feel incompetent at every turn and has his favorites.
Oh great... here comes Brian to perform more Office Abuse on all of us. Cant wait to find another job.
by Jackpot!cs February 4, 2021
mugGet the Office Abusemug.

Sorry officer

Is when a grown man capitulates in the face of peer pressure and confirms his status as a beta male/ soft cock.
Alan : you should apologise to that police officer to get out of that speeding fine
Troy: sorry officer!
Alan : what the fuck did you do that for you soft cock.

Troy : don’t tell anybody.

Alan : I’ve got your back.

On work site later that day. Alan : guess what this soft cock said.
by Captain Pepe December 19, 2023
mugGet the Sorry officermug.

Officer

Those annoying ass guys that pull you over for speeding
No officer, I did not rape those 30 innocent children and then proceeded to hide them in my basement
by GenderBender123 September 20, 2021
mugGet the Officermug.

OUT OF OFFICE

We don’t just manage talent—we make them unavoidable. Negotiating the deals, curating the connections, and making sure brands and creatives actually get sh*t done. If you’ve seen an event, campaign, or collab that just hits different—chances are, we had something to do with it.

PR, talent, culture—we move where the industry moves. Everyone wants in. Not everyone gets access.
''How did you get into that show?” – “OUT OF OFFICE handled it.”
by Do'snDon'ts March 13, 2025
mugGet the OUT OF OFFICEmug.

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