office unicorn

That girl at work who is beyond everyone you have ever met's standards because she is both ridiculously attractive and also really really nice to everyone to the point it drives you all insane. Almost always has a boyfriend who is almost always a total dick.

Max: fuck holly looks incredible today
Me: yeah she's definitely the office unicorn

by lachyisded3 July 22, 2017

office smudge

The person in the office who turns the simplest tasks into a painstakingly process.

Please don't give that task to Billy. He's the office smudge and will make everyone's life miserable.

by Tortuga12 August 21, 2017

Office Period

When everyone in the office rotates bad moods for a week at a time until the cycle starts all over again.

Wow! I went to the dentist's today and they were all in a bad mood. They were definitely experiencing an office period.

by amusedchimera January 2, 2019

Office door mat

Referred to as the office administrator. Others will pile shit on your plate and pull you in 5 different ways. Accomplishing any task of will become nearly impossible. People will copy you in on emails and tell other people that you will be reaching out to them. This covers ones ass., but not yours. You will be paid less than 95% of people in a company. If you are hourly you will be will the first person at the office in the morning and the last one to leave.

Thanks Sharon, our office door mat will reach out to you to insert task here.

by Chet Chestsky September 20, 2018

office pet

A nickname for a person in the office whom you have a strong affinity for. Your office sweetheart.

Always knew I could count on you- office pet.

by anonymouslypostedby April 3, 2018

the office he held

To be dominant over other.
To have a power that sets you higher.

the clothes was wonderful quality that became invisible to any one who was unfit for the office he held, or was incorrigibly stupid.

by abekatten April 4, 2018

Poor Man's Office

An abandoned room or or laboratory on a college campus or high school ideally.

Where is Jamal? He is in his poor man's office in the abandoned chemistry lab on the fourth floor.

by fartso54 May 22, 2018