Nolan

nolan is a asain kid in 8th grade with acne, both anti social, and social at the same time, wears the same pair of black shoes everday and says the N-word alot. he also skates on a penny board with his friend jordan and jacks off everyday. has a retarted lesbian sister that over reacts when he says this is gay, about to get a divorce and is proud of it because his mother is an absolute bitch

Shut the fuck up nolan
You fuck head
give me back my oreos

by SickyDicky6 October 10, 2019

Nolan Cleavlage

a fucking sped

Nolan Cleavlage says the word penis to get others attention

by imapeanut22 October 13, 2019

Nolan morgia

A very attractive boy. His looks doesn’t tell you everything though. He may be very good looking but don’t take his looks for granted.

Nolan morgia is really cute

by Weloveit October 14, 2019

Nolan

Nolan has a lot of acne. When I mean a lot I mean a lot.

Nolan is an acne magnet. He has a lot of it

by Trollgod42069 October 17, 2019

Nolan

Nolan has brown eyes and is usually depressed a lot some people try to cheer him up but no one helps him except for one person he never cheats and he stays loyal to his brothers and he not no snitch

Is nolan ok?

by Is that me? November 11, 2019

Nolan 5

A Nolan 5 is a punishment of 5 pushups that one must do if called by another person for having done something very stupid or making a very bad joke.

If someone says “That’s a Nolan 5” you must do 5 pushups on the spot.

That’s a Nolan 5

by EjEdwards November 12, 2019

Nolan

A dumb midget with a deformed face, says he has a girlfriend but he really doesn't. Also smells like Kenny from Southpark's Jacket. Asks his friends if he can watch some porn on their phone.

Nolan: Hey Yali
Yali: shut up Nolan

by JoekayBoomer November 18, 2019