An Alcoholic beverage containing Golden Grain Alcohol or Everclear 190 pf, Sprite and any type of Grade Soda
WARNING: This drink improves your ability to talk to members of the opposite gender exponentially. It will take you to heaven, but be prepared to wake up in hell.
WARNING: This drink improves your ability to talk to members of the opposite gender exponentially. It will take you to heaven, but be prepared to wake up in hell.
"We had Purple Jesus at that Alpha Chi social last night, I slept with 2 sloots and made out with my best friend. The bartender said he's never seen such a blacked-out crowd by midnight"
"Purple Jesus took me to heaven last night, but it looks like I woke up next to Satan himself"
"Purple Jesus took me to heaven last night, but it looks like I woke up next to Satan himself"
by purpandred January 18, 2012
Get the Purple Jesusmug. by NYZiLLiCTPUNJABi March 21, 2009
Get the purple cushmug. When a dude in a purple hat is dancing with another dude and quietly and unassumingly he whips out a pink dildo.
by cuffy92 May 5, 2010
Get the Purple-Hattedmug. A purple feather is when a girl sucks on a man's penis so long and so hard that the penis becomes purple from the less-oxygenated blood.
by sillyson776 November 15, 2011
Get the Purple Feathermug. A Purple Crepe is when a lesbian that has a blue waffle and a lesbian that has a red pancake scissor and the smooshing of the two infected pussies creates what is called a purple crepe. Just like a crepe this pussy oozes purple cream filling.Yummy.
Guy 1:"Bro last night was crazy!"
Guy 2:" Dude I know, before I started banging this grenade she had a blue waffle, but when her slut of a friend with a red pancake came in they ended up making a purple crepe!"
Guy 1:"That's fucked up man."
Guy 2:"Tell me about it."
Guy 1:"Did it smell like syrup?"
Guy 2:"Fuck yeah, it tasted like it too."
Guy 2:" Dude I know, before I started banging this grenade she had a blue waffle, but when her slut of a friend with a red pancake came in they ended up making a purple crepe!"
Guy 1:"That's fucked up man."
Guy 2:"Tell me about it."
Guy 1:"Did it smell like syrup?"
Guy 2:"Fuck yeah, it tasted like it too."
by Tig Bit April 17, 2011
Get the Purple Crepemug. while recieving oral sex, the penis gets smacked on the girl's forehead strong enough to leave a bruise.
by steven February 13, 2003
Get the purple mushroommug. adj. or n.
incompetent, foolish, sexually frustrated, enraged, or one who displays these characteristics.
derived from 'bannana hammock' (revealing speedo-style bathing suit on a male) and the characteristic color of certain parts of the male genetalia.
incompetent, foolish, sexually frustrated, enraged, or one who displays these characteristics.
derived from 'bannana hammock' (revealing speedo-style bathing suit on a male) and the characteristic color of certain parts of the male genetalia.
n: Boy, the manager at Wal-Mart sure is mad today. He's such a purple hammock.
adj: You're giving all the wrong asnwers; it's quite purple hammock of you.
adj: You're giving all the wrong asnwers; it's quite purple hammock of you.
by alan October 26, 2004
Get the purple hammockmug.