heritage bro

A masculine hipster sub-genre explicably defined by a combination of finely manicured beard hair (possibly accented by a waxed mustache), flannel clothing, skinny jeans, a preference for the great outdoors, and a pronounced interest in manual labor, do-it-yourself craft making and handiwork. They typically enjoy hearty ales as well as farm-to-table food that they have probably harvested themselves. A heritage bro often identifies as a libertarian and wields an axe.

"Dude, that hipster looks like Paul Bunyan!"
"That's a heritage bro."

by ravie December 2, 2013

Sloppy Bros

When two bros poop into a bowl then double team a girl by dp'ing her ass, followed by dp'ing her mouth causing her to puke into the feces-filled bowl. The two bros then scoop up some of the puke/poop mixture and serve it to the girl between two hamburger buns. Of course she eats it don't worry.

"Hey man, that girl loved our Sloppy Bros last night."
"I know bro! She texted me today asking if we could give her some more tonight!"

by WuddupDoe January 31, 2015

Brodee Bro

Someone that you would die for, and you know they would die for you to. And you love each other, but not in the gay way. They are family, but not genetically.

tiffany- hey wanna hang
Whiteboy- nah I''m hanging with my brodee bro

by Breezy@Blacjac May 31, 2019

Bro Hater

A bro hater is commonly known as someone who is the opposite of FTB (For The Boys). Simply put, they are 'Against The Boys', or ATB. They consistently ditch their guys to further their own agenda, especially one involving pursuing (but never attaining) female genitilia.

Bro 1: "Hey, where's Tanner"
Bro 2: "Oh he's a bro hater, don't even bother dude"

or

Bro 1: "Yo, can you imagine being a bro hater like that Tanner kid?"
Bro 2: "No"
Bro 1: "Imagine though.."

by UnholyCannoli69XOwinkyface June 2, 2019

bro job

bro job is when your bro gives you a blow.

bro 1: "hey bro, I've been really lonely every since my girlfriend broke up with me..."
bro 2: "oh really? don't worry, I gotchu. lemme give u one of my famous bro jobs."

by bootsbot123 August 13, 2019

bro sick

when a dude is kept from his bros too long by girlfriend, work, or location and begins to miss them as one would miss there home after moving or a vacation. when this occurs he will only admit this to a dude if asked. if not asked by a dude he will keep it hidden till he is reunited with his bros and purge the sickness with an bro night

Restaurant

girlfriend: hey babe whats the matter you? you haven't touched your food.

deprived bro:... nothing just thinking

ease dropping bro: man that guy is bro sick

by kykymot January 1, 2012

Bro-Tex

Sick gear used for skiing and boarding. Adapted from the word Gore-Tex, Bro-Tex is over the top outerwear consisting of bright colors and high price tags. Said gear must be current seasons or next season’s (ultimate example of Bro-Tex) style and can never be spotted on a gaper. If you claim Bro-Tex and your gear is spotted on a gaper, the only way to redeem yourself is to burn the gear in disgust or give the shit away as soon as possible.

Kyle: Did you see Gary this morning rocking another Arc'teryx and Norrona setup?

D: Yeah it was insane; he looked like a neon beer sign.
Kyle: Yeah for real, dude stays Bro-Texed out.

by claiming June 18, 2011