numb the lips

1. to be kicked in the cooter and have either both of ones cooter lips numb or either the left or right one

2. to be punched in the cooter at close range

Ethen: you kicked me in my cooter
Whitley: you punched me in mine
ethen: man now you done numb the lips

by Magenta Estella October 5, 2010

Numphy

An annoying, obnoxious, dumb person. Someone you do not like. Fake, shit-starter. Basically, everything bad about a person, rolled up in one.

Did you see that numphy? Who does she think she is?

by Bridgette&Heidi February 27, 2011

numeracy

expertise in numbers or mathematics.

Those pursuing chartered accountancy should have numeracy.

by uttam maharjan December 25, 2012

number 1 asshole

One of your very good friends that will say what he is thinking at any moment in time. Often, his name is Bobby.

You can’t be a number 1 asshole. The slot is already taken by Bobby.

by Trex1980 June 24, 2018

numbchucking

The mischievous act of scandalized personalities towards people.

Doing or saying things to or about people behind their back.

"Bitches go behind your back, like numb chucks, and that's fucked up"

I don't associate with numbchucking people, they are crooked as a paper clip!

by awesomeunique1 October 30, 2018

Numpties

The shithead, rock ogre beings that abducted Basilton Grimm Pitch in the book Carry On.

"The front seat is for people who weren't kidnapped by fucking numpties"

by yeet_yut November 28, 2018

Numinoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Numinoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis in a rare lung disease in which case ultramicroscopic silico atoms (most commonly from volcanic eruptions)enter the lungs causing an asthma like disease and therefore you can end up dyeing.

This man is in for having numinoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis we need a doctor to help him stay with us.

by Pixelated_binary97 June 5, 2019