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Hipster Music

Music that you can only find out about from those slightly more hip than yourself.
Me: "Where did you hear this song?"

Hipster: "Oh the Hipster Music? From ÀndЯê in the purple hoodie and skinny jeans."
by Timplosion July 28, 2010
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rap music

A oxymoron. For good rapping see (hip-hop).
Dude:what are you listen to? Dude 2: rap music. Dude: funny oxymoron but seriously what are you listen to? Dude 2: I said rap music. Dude: okay man let's talk when you aren't joking.
by sage thunder June 14, 2010
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pop music

1. Music without meaning and/or substance.
2. Music that is made just because it is catchy and/or "dancable"
3. Music that is upbeat and/or light and is rarely good.
Pop music artists include:
Justin Bieber.
Miley Cyrus.
Lil Wayne (pop-rap).
Green Day (pop-punk)
Jonas Brothers.
Good Pop artists:
My Chemical Romance (pop-punk)
Paramore
AFI
by Yale L. June 22, 2010
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musical masturbation

Music that has no emotion or musical value and is created to embody and amplify the characteristics of a certain style.

In other words, music that puts technicality, brutality, speed, and complication over the quality and the emotion put into the music.

Examples:

A Power Metal band that musically masturbates will fit as many notes as possible into their riffs and solos. Resulting in a boring rushed song.

A Tech Death band that musically masturbates will also fit as many notes as possible into their riffs, and they will usually palm mute the whole thing and make the riff as hard to play as they can. The drummer will hit the bass drum with a double bass pedal as fast as they can. Resulting in crap.

A Prog Metal band that musically masturbates will create songs as long as possible with as many different riffs as they can make. Often creating boring songs.
The guitar work of some shredders has been labeled as musical masturbation.
by joe725 May 22, 2008
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beautiful music

A form of easy-listening music that once dominated FM radio. Consists mostly of string orchestra covers of pop and rock songs of the time. Also known as muzak. Almost an extinct format outside of satellite radio.
by Snoozer September 11, 2004
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Music Trip

When you listen to really trippy music in total darkness, and go on what is almost the equal to an acid trip. Amazing with the right music
im all out of LSD, lets do a music trip instead.
by dog dog digity dog March 6, 2009
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Music Laundering

v: To download music from an illegal source (usually bittorrent) and whitewash it by performing an iTunes Match in the iCloud.
Pirate: "I totally just downloaded the Foo Fighters discography on bittorent today".

Friend: "Yea but aren't you worried you'll get sued?"

Pirate: "Nah yo- I'll just use Apple's music laundering service."
by everchanging1 November 23, 2011
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