Mushrooms

Mushrooms (noun): the tender flesh of the earth; dirt meat

source: tumblr user @writhe

I consume the holy flesh of mushrooms, hoping mother nature will not bestow upon me with her eternal wrath as I eat all that it important to her; nay, the illusion of decay is just that: an illusion. Time is endless and in the end, we are all one with the earth. We are all at peace. Blessed be the Mushroom Queen (blessed be).

by Strange Bird May 18, 2019

mushroom

the devils fucking sex toys. people who like mushrooms cannot be trusted.

person 1: hey do you want some alfredo?
person2: sureee but are there mushrooms?
person 1: yeah dude, they're fucking good
person 2: nah man mushrooms are disgusting!

by babycløut August 11, 2019

Mushroom Cloud

When the head of his tiny dick is much larger than the base 🤧

I went to go suck it and he had a mushroom cloud, I couldn’t stop laughing

by SKINNYb August 13, 2019

MushroomSouping

Connected to online game Minecraft, MushroomSouping is a Stupid way to heal health because its impossible.

Believe me, I tried

Jimmy: Ack im dying, give me some mushroom soup
Danni:Umm, ok *gives soup*
Jimmy: thank u *does da mushroomsouping*
Danni:thats dosent work i real life
Jimmy: oh *dies*
Danni:What just happened???

by yeetageboii November 13, 2019

Mushroom

Mushroom is an amazing nickname for your friend with a bob that curls in and is normally really nice they love drama and swear but in a very funny way 😂

Omg mushroom your amazing

by Spy_rabbit19 February 5, 2020

Mushroom Lesbian

A Mushroom Lesbian is simply a lesbian with a bowl cut. Any subcategory of lesbian (Dyke, Stud, Femme, Lipstick, etc) can be a Mushroom Lesbian as long as they have a bowl cut.

Person A: "Did you see Veronica's awesome new bowl cut?"
Person B: "I sure did! She's a real Mushroom Lesbian!"

by ratty-b-ratty-tingz May 9, 2020

Mushrooms

The drug Harry Styles made "Fine Line The Album" on.

*interviewer* " I heard you made this album on mushrooms" *Harry* "Yes i did, i just think its easeir to write when you're having fun"

by callmedaddy_2 July 20, 2020