stud muffin

a man who is irresistible to the opposite sex
also see spiffy

mason is such a stud muffin, all the ladies are attracted to him

by Chris Jestus March 6, 2008

muffinhead

Someone whose cranial structure and current hairdo, reflect that of a muffin-like shape or appearance.

Jarrod is a muffinhead. Look at that stupid haircut.

by pr0ph3t April 10, 2005

muffin fluffer

The act of blowing a zerbit on someone's vagina

She loved the muffin fluffer I gave her.

by FLJ August 8, 2006

Muffin

MILF in the making

Yo! check out that muffin!

by Billybarnham June 1, 2011

muffin

Can be used after swear words to make them less severe. The seriousness of the explietive and the sheer niceness of the word "muffin" cancel each other out, and the recipient of the full phrase will know that the explietive is not being used entirely seriously.

You just ate the last ice cream, you complete and utter cuntmuffin!

by Tom May 1, 2005

scrub muffin

a guy that has potential at first glance but is just too damn dirty close up that you could ever consider him as a viable dating option

cindy:"hey look at that guy over there"
margo: "ewww are you serious that guy's a total scrub muffin!"

by dana and linh January 26, 2004

baby muffin

a nick name for the cutest boy in the entire world.
also see:
perfect, gorgeous, amazing.

caitlin loves her baby muffin!

by caitlinelizabeth November 19, 2007