mortus

mortus, derived from the word rigamortus. mortus describes a girl with hot body or 'rig'. mortus can also be used as a replacement word for girls or chicks.

"that chick was a hell mortus"
"any mortus at the party?"
"score any mortus?"
"moooooooooorrrrrtuuusssssss!"

by one.five.one November 4, 2007

Better than the Mortal Kombat soundtrack

A term used to describe various forms of entertainment, either in the positive or the negative.

"Man this movie really sucks."
"Yeah, but its better than the Mortal Kombat soundtrack"

~or~

"Oh yeah, I just got Final Fantasy XII"
"How is it?"
"ehhh, so far the mortal kombat soundtrack is better"

by Re-wired Writer November 10, 2008

rigor mortis

adjective. Elegant word for a stiff person.

damn. did you see that rigor mortis P. Miller dancing?
hell ya!

by Brennie January 6, 2006

mortimer

described as a man or woman who enjoys having felatio done on him by a woman or man dressed as a dead person

When I had pneuminia i gave that mortimer an awesome blowjob

by covington May 9, 2006

Morton

A nuisance, a festuring disease or growth contagious and painful. A danger to society. A threat. A thing or creature of most disgusting traits. A being of absolute disgust. Has a serious hatred for women. Negative attitude all the time. Destroys anything in its path or possession. Unloveable human like mammal. Smelly demonic like animal with no manners or feelings.

Close your Windows and lock your doors there was a Morton spotted a few miles outside of town.

by Olie November 19, 2017

mexican mortar

N. Feces.

I was outside with the dog and stepped in a big pile of mexican mortar

by Dave Burgundy January 13, 2009

Liquor Mortis

When you have a full erection, but are unable to cum do to large amounts of alcohol.

Last night I had sex for 3 1/2 hours straight, but did not cum. I was so tired that I just rolled over and went to bed. I had a bad case of "Liquor Mortis".

by Mustang Tossed Salad August 9, 2009