3:00 in the morning

This is the time that some people may wake up by accident, often when they are in the middle of a dream. They may take just a moment to check the time, then fall asleep again.

I remember waking up at 3:00 in the morning, but just went back to bed.

by Set Blue 23 October 10, 2017

Mopping the Attic

The female version of tea bagging, where the girl move her vagina up and down as the tongue goes in and out.

I woke up one morning to find my girl mopping the attic on me.

by big_bfb September 14, 2006

Morning splinter

Morning wood in the less well endowed.

I woke up but couldn't go outside because of an embarrassing case of morning splinter.

by The Etymologist March 20, 2009

Morning glory

Noun
Common in all men.
When you wake up with an erected penis for no specific reason at all

I really need my morning pee, but it's so hard to aim with my morning glory !

by Legen- wait for it- DARY July 10, 2017

Morning wood

When you wake up in the morning and have a boner

Man I got some morning wood

by Bacon62812 November 26, 2017

Morning

it means: morning, hello, fuck you, damn, shit, omg, night, evening, afternoon,

whatever you want it to be,

it's a morning world.

Person 1: Hi
Person 2: Morning la
Person 1: Dad is coming!!
Person 2: Oh Morning!
Person 1: Have you finished your homework?
Person 2: Morning la

by rocketboiiiiiiii August 5, 2019

S'moring

Verb. The act of superfluously talking about, bringing up, or annoyingly gushing about a significant other in conversation. S'moring may appear in conversations about significant others but is especially prevalent in conversations where the significant other reference is somewhat obscure to the point of random. S'moring.

Ex1: I apologize, I'm S'moring. Tell me about you.

Ex2: Caitlin would not stop S'moring about Allison.

Ex3: Jessica s'mored all dinner. Lucky we love her.

by ThatAgirl July 11, 2012