bryce mitchum

A fucking dickhead...

Fuck Bryce Mitchum...

by DickHead James June 21, 2017

Steamy Mitten

Giving your partner a handjob when you have chubby hands

My hands are so gross and fat, like I'm wearing boxing gloves

"Yeah but I bet you give a great steamy mitten"

by Spobret July 26, 2018

Dumfries mittens

When you let your dog jizz on your fingers and peel it off the next morning.

Jodie, can you help me peel off my Dumfries Mittens?

by AllsYou’veGotToDoIs March 6, 2019

Muddy Mitten

When you anally fist a girl, and it comes out covered in shit.
Alternatively you can cover your fist in shit then shove it in her box.

Broham, I fisted her up the ass last night and she gave me a muddy mitten.

by Gunship May 5, 2019

Michael Mitchell

some dumb ass music teacher who thinks he's the shit but he just looks like chicken little fam. if the purge was a thing he'd be first on the list. mothers he's so wet aswell. my guy uses the word "awesome". fucking wet don mate.

'I hate my music teacher'
'ayo.. do you have that Michael Mitchell guy'
'yeah fam imma spark him next time he's in ends'

by dullafell1 June 11, 2020

Slay Mite

A wild slay mite that attaches itself to a significant other and does not let go. Slay mites are positive in the female environment, but this is yet a very rare trait in females.

“Damn Noah, how did you find her? Thats a good slay mite. I need to find one.”

by JamesND October 2, 2023

Bernie's mittens

Bernie sander's mittens that he wore in inauguration day. whether you're on the left or the right you know those are some sweet mittens.

Person 1: have you seen Bernie's mittens?
Person2: I know. they look pretty warm!

by Dr.Mcface February 10, 2021