mike myered

To be stuck in a tight space, especially when driving a vehicle on a narrow passage or street. The phrase is a play on the word "mired," and refers to a scene from "Austin Powers," in which the title character, portrayed by Mike Myers, is driving a golf cart down the narrow corridor of an industrial building and becomes impossibly jammed in a sideways manner. More specifically, to be "mike myered" is to attempt a three-point turn in a vehicle, only to find that the space is too narrow and requires a turn of four, five, six or more points.

As we were leaving the graduation party, I took a wrong turn, but when I tried to pull a quick U-turn I got mike myered between all the cars parked on the street.

by terriblefish June 11, 2006

Mike Tysoned

When someone gets 1 hit knocked out

That guy got Mike Tysoned and the fight was over.

by BioshockForLife November 15, 2011

Mike McIntyre

word to use in place of awesome
synonyms: athletic tall beastly charlie sheen awesome

Derrick Rose's dunk was just pure Mike McIntyre.

by mikeymac163 September 24, 2011

mike humphreys

A gay lesbian

Oh have you seen Mike Humphreys today?

Oh the gay lesbian?

Yeah that's the one

by Sassymikehumpadonk May 16, 2014

mike welfare

(adj.)someone who is in such an extreme state of laziness that they bore corpses. grass watches them grow. for them, time moves in that lame ass stop motion matrix style combat sequence vision except backwards.

person on an iron lung:

"......."

person to person on iron lung:

"man, stop being so mike welfare and use your own dumbass diaphragm to breath."

by steve quix January 12, 2008

mike medina

A pussy bitch.

Don't be a Mike Medina and take one more shot.

by lil breezy October 16, 2017

Mike Lemont

A generous giving man who loves giving footlongs to suburban women. Loves sandwiches, OutKast and giant pickles. He brings the sandwiches to tennis and neighborhood gatherings.

Mike Lemont gave me a footlong.

Who brought the sandwiches? Mike Lemont.

by M. Lemont November 6, 2020