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mike medina

Don't be a Mike Medina and take one more shot.
by lil breezy October 16, 2017
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mike myered

To be stuck in a tight space, especially when driving a vehicle on a narrow passage or street. The phrase is a play on the word "mired," and refers to a scene from "Austin Powers," in which the title character, portrayed by Mike Myers, is driving a golf cart down the narrow corridor of an industrial building and becomes impossibly jammed in a sideways manner. More specifically, to be "mike myered" is to attempt a three-point turn in a vehicle, only to find that the space is too narrow and requires a turn of four, five, six or more points.
As we were leaving the graduation party, I took a wrong turn, but when I tried to pull a quick U-turn I got mike myered between all the cars parked on the street.
by terriblefish June 11, 2006
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mike welfare

(adj.)someone who is in such an extreme state of laziness that they bore corpses. grass watches them grow. for them, time moves in that lame ass stop motion matrix style combat sequence vision except backwards.
person on an iron lung:

"......."

person to person on iron lung:

"man, stop being so mike welfare and use your own dumbass diaphragm to breath."
by steve quix January 12, 2008
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mike humphreys

Oh have you seen Mike Humphreys today?

Oh the gay lesbian?

Yeah that's the one
by Sassymikehumpadonk May 16, 2014
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Mike McIntyre

word to use in place of awesome
synonyms: athletic tall beastly charlie sheen awesome
Derrick Rose's dunk was just pure Mike McIntyre.
by mikeymac163 September 24, 2011
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Mike Tysoned

That guy got Mike Tysoned and the fight was over.
by BioshockForLife November 15, 2011
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Icey Mike

1.When an icicle is used like a dildo.
2.When an icicle is stuck in the vagina or asshole unexpectedly.
1.The icey mike was fine for a minute, until my vagina became numb from the cold.
2.An icey mike in the ass, is a no-fail alarm clock.
by Popeye1921 May 14, 2015
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