mexican crockpot

The mexican crockpot is while you are on the shitter, pinching a loaf, your lady straddles, facing each other, and while you two are fucking she drops a load in between your legs.

Q: What's for dinner tonight?
A: We are having a mexican crockpot.

by Matt Spurrier/Jeffery Robinson June 11, 2006

Mexican Car

Similar to a clown car, except that instead of 15 or 20 clowns packed in a car for amusement. A Mexican car is packed with 15 or 20 Mexicans illegals trying to cross the border.

Last week a Border Patrol agent pulled over a suspicious vehicle that turned out to be a Mexican car.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5_RkYXlmXE

by bigscottlarock December 24, 2008

Mexican Jetlag

a hang-over.

Dude, I would totally love to go see Evanescence with you, but I have Mexican Jetlag so I am going to have to pass.

by henrytheviii June 25, 2009

Mexican Connection

A internet connection that is very laggy

I can hit this guy he is lagging so bad he must have a Mexican Connection.

by CANINE February 19, 2008

mexican snorkel

sex postition which a guy sticks his balls on the grls eyes and puts his dick in her mouth so it looks like a snorkel.

In mexico i saw many men doing this to little boys

by Anonymous June 11, 2006

Mexican Hijacking

Something that fails miserably to meet expectations. Originates from the hijacking of a Mexican airplane on September 9, 2009, in which a plane was hijacked by a group who claimed to have a bomb but instead had an empty box wrapped in brown paper.

I though Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull would be good but it sucked. It was a Mexican Hijacking.

by I'm not Doug September 10, 2009

Mexican Slimjim

A ghetto device used to break into cars illegally. Usually a metal hanger or brick.

Shoot, I locked my keys in my car. I need to go in my house and get a Mexican Slimjim to get them out.

by The_Sentinal March 10, 2009