Refers to an AFL player (typically a forward) who plays for free kicks to kick easy goals from set shots. The Australian rules football equivalent of a penalty merchant.
"Oh wow, did you see Charlie Curnow kick 6 goals on the weekend?"
"Yep, he doesn't deserve them, he's a free kick merchant"
"Yep, he doesn't deserve them, he's a free kick merchant"
by Alexedc3 April 28, 2024
Get the Free kick merchant mug.Someone who's happy when you're miserable and who survives by peddling you news or junk that makes you even more miserable and depressed
by Sexydimma October 4, 2024
Get the Power mad misery merchant mug.An article of clothing or memorabilia made for an artist/band by someone who is not affiliated with them.
"Dude look at this sick Kanye West shirt I found!"
"That is third-party band merch if I ever seen it."
"That is third-party band merch if I ever seen it."
by Kkkiiirrrbbbyyy January 25, 2025
Get the Third-Party Band Merch mug.by Beau_the_smeg February 13, 2025
Get the Set 1 merchant mug.Merchandise, usually made for Video Games, that is usually very low quality and made for the sole purpose of making a quick buck from an Intellectual Property.
by Creep302YT March 8, 2025
Get the Gift Trap Merch mug.A person who uses the public order act as a threat to report you even to the police even though you've done nothing wrong.
For example a passerby thinks you swore so they threaten to call the police on you the passerby would be a public order merchant.
by BOB G 69 April 4, 2025
Get the Public order merchant mug.by RawJokester April 27, 2025
Get the Regular season merchant mug.