Matthew Epperson

People usually named are gay but pretend to be straight but they really aren't. Then they try to say they are better than everyone even they really aren't. This person named this also usually plays dinosaur games including of Ark Survival Evolved. This person also tends to play Fortnite even though they hate 3rd person shooter games. This person may also tend to have a desperate girlfriend even though this person likes dudes.

Matthew Epperson stated that I'm better than everyone and they can go to hell because im better than everyone at everything.

by Lebron Fame June 22, 2019

Carolyn/Matthew

People who believes that macaronous is the singular form of macaroni

Person 1: Have you heard? They're such a Carolyn/Matthew.
Person 2: Wdym?
Person 1: They used macaronous to refer to a single macaroni!
Person 2: Oh, EW!

by papi.SPAGHETTO November 6, 2020

Matthew Johnson

The best person on the planet with the name Matthew

I'm so glad i'm friends with Matthew Johnson.

by 21 karate gold June 4, 2020

matthew wheeler

A fat slob that stays inside like a trog

He’s such a Matthew wheeler

by Gerald Harry October 6, 2021

Daniel Matthews

A 17 year old in the movie Saw 2, he’s literally so fucking pretty and I’m sad we never got to see him after Saw 2. He deserved better but at least he survived the trap. He’s also definitely emo or punk or some form of alternative. Still fine asf

Person 1: Okay at the same time name the best Saw Character.
Person 2: Got it.
Person 3: 3, 2, 1
Person 1 & 2: Daniel Matthews
Person 3: Amanda Young
Person 1 & 2: Valid

by w1tchy.c0spl4yz May 30, 2023

Matthew Key

Imbread dated his cousins at school broke up when they got the DNA tests back

Matthew Key is imbrued

by Dave Carrie May 27, 2022

Matthew barwell

Rugby fan boy who loves grabbing other men and hides the fact that he is homosexual through playing rugby where he lives out his fantasies of touching and wrestling with hunky men. Plays karate and the viola (the gay violin) on the side. He is very insecure about himself and feels better once he boasts about his boring life. He loves to talk about how built and tall he is when in reality he is a skinny guy of average height and hates how low the bus ceilings are as it “hurts his head”. Lives in a valley where everyone shops at Waitrose and is yet to lose his virginity.

Man: constantly talks about himself Girl: yep he’s defo a matthew barwell

by Flyless fly December 17, 2019