Moon Head(s)

Moon Heads are thugs (or chavs in britian) who can barely string together simple sentences without the use of the F word.

An easy way to detect a moon head is the repeated use of the phrase "arghh mate it woz such a batty crease", a Slight over bite, usually a dimond earing and the trait that got them their name; their huge, oily, spotty, shaven skulls.

In some cases they will have thick circular glasses and/or will be very short

----CAUTION----
These will be the cockiest little sh*ts you will ever meet, try and avoid this breed of Moon Heads.

Moon Head: "F*cking hell, you F*cking emo!? "

Man: "Erm no i'm just wearing skinny jeans lol."

*Moon Head turns to it's Moon Head(s)*

Moon Head: "ahhhaha f*cking mate!? f*cking batty crease mate, f*cking emo wearing f*cking skinny jeans - F*cking state mate, i f*cking tell you Haha"

by ThatKidChalkie October 4, 2010

red moon

The female gynecological event of getting your period twice in one calendar month.

We had two full moons in July which is called a "blue moon" and I got a "red moon" when I got my period on the 1st of the month and on the 29th!!!

by Lori Jean March 7, 2008

Howl at the Moon

The combination of farting and screaming after performing the Fukushima Release Valve. When the gas passes out of the man and into the woman's nose, she immediately starts trying to buck him off her head leaning back and screaming. The sound produced is that of a wolf howling in agony.

That was the loudest Howl at the Moon I have ever heard! She must really be pissed!

by Penis Curtains January 19, 2021

Mofongy

Slang Term

Word used for something that doesn't work, has bad worksmenship, terrible details, nonsense, or garbage.

This screen job you did to my patio is mofongy.

by CrowMan90 January 19, 2004

mojoncito

a turdlet, (small piece of shit) derived from the Spanish slang word mojon, meaning a piece of shit.

Mira, what's the matter con yuca? How you eating those raisinettes when they look like mojoncitos.

by Leysie January 16, 2008

Moon Pig

An ugly female, usually over wieght that frequents the bars, that is picked up by desperate men usually in the hours between 1am and 2am. Also known as the bar fly.

Jimmy not being able to find a suitable woman, went after the moon pig before last call.

by thewalkingdictionary January 7, 2010

Moronavirus

A virus that affects the stupidest of people. Makes them act irrational, wreckless, and like a moron.

Hey did you hear? Trump has moronavirus.
He's still my president.
I didn't know it was contagious! Get away!

by Cunter Jewheim March 2, 2020