monkey dumpster

The act of shoving a banana up your lover's ass, punching them in the gut, and then pulling out just the peel.

Guy 1: You need anything from the store?
Guy 2: Can you pick me up some bananas? I want to give my gf a monkey dumpster tonight.

by msterls7 January 26, 2017

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Monkey Slaps

Getting fucked hard in the Gluteus Maximus

I will give you some "Monkey Slaps"

by mexicanballer69 November 1, 2017

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The feeling you get in your ankle or ankles from jumping off monkey bars, steps or any high place, a kind of like shock in you ankle joint you get from landing after a small jump off something. Where you cartilage doesn't absorb the shock from jumping or landing and it causes a jolt of pain through the ankle or foot.

When I jumped off the porch I got monkey bar ankles and it hurt.

by AmlyknoOtha January 22, 2018

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monkey squirts

when explosive diarrheal excrement exits the human body in a solid, watery, yellow stream.

Man in the bathroom hollering to his wife: “Hey honey...did that Chinese food give you the monkey squirts?”

by CBR_Rider February 21, 2018

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monkey moment

A monkey moment is the term used for when a weird or funny thing happens in a weird or unexpected way.
The individual who caused the monkey moment can then be referred to as a monkey.

*People trolling on a Minecraft server get an innocent player banned after bringing out their dark side*
"Wow, I can't believe those monkeys got him banned"
"What a monkey moment"

by monkey momenter November 22, 2019

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