St. Peter, Minnesota

The happiest place on earth.

Bob: Honey, let's go to the happiest place on earth.
Ethel: Disneywolrd
Bob: No.
Ethel: Heaven
Bob:No
Ethel: Ya Sure You betcha, just tell me already!
Bob: St. Peter, Minnesota.

by italianmoose July 20, 2006

Minnesota Earmuff

Whilst you are lying down, you adjust (puff up) your package into a mound above your closed legs. Then you lay a girl, ear down, onto your lap, thust providing the warmth needed to keep the cold Minnesota nights at bay.

My girl was cold so I offered her my Minnesota earmuff.

by Nazz Egan March 30, 2005

minces

Eyes. From cockney rhyming slang mince pies.

Shes got the most beautiful minces

by Rich Lawson May 24, 2005

Minnesota Goatee

The ring of fecal matter around your mouth after tossing somebody's salad.

Uff dah, thanks for that. You better wipe that Minnesota Goatee off your face before you go back to watching the Vikings game.

by povspam August 19, 2013

mincenator

An exceedingly camp homosexual who dominates the gay community, spreading his cum among as many queers as possible

That Rodney, he's a real mincenator. Keep away from him Ken, won't you?

by Ollie April 13, 2005

Minderer

A person who constantly drifts off to places unknown, within the realm of their own mind. Usually, this person has A.D.D. or another disorder that renders them unable to pay attention.

"Hey, hey, in down front fat guy." No point in trying anymore to reach that minderer, he was off to places unknown.

by Biff Justice October 20, 2005

free minder

1.some one who is out their mind wise
2. neo hippie minus the vegetarianism

that kid sitting over there looks like such a free minder

by lil grits June 17, 2008