light rage

Light Rage is the phenomenon of drivers purposely running red lights that are not camera monitored. Shok from JBM forums coined the phrase in 2006 after getting several tickets in the mail from running redlights. Whenever he saw and unmonitored light, he ran it on purpose.

In a fit of light rage, Gabe floored his Impala as the light turned red, getting back at the city for installing red light ticketing cameras around town.

by Burner71 December 28, 2007

light lunch

A light lunch.
just a quick potnoodle and a wank

man ive only got like 20 minutes left of lunch, just enough time for a light lunch (potnoodle&wank)

by Face Ache @ faceache.com August 22, 2011

Laughter Bomb

Holding in a Laugh till you can't hold it any longer.
Or
Taking a drink of coffee and someone makes you laugh, but despite your best efforts the bomb goes off and the coffee is sprayed all over.

When you read something hilarious on Reddit, and you have your pissed off sleeping girlfriend next to you, and you try not to laugh to not wake up the tyrannosaurus rex, it's like your body starts to build a laughter bomb in the bottom of your stomach, that you can no longer contain, eventually letting out bursts of loud gasping giggles while you try your hardest to keep it in. But the harder you try, the bigger it grows. The funnier it gets.

by eternityhq April 3, 2013

light switch lesbian

When a guy approaches you at the club but you don't wanna talk to him so you turn on the "light switch" and pretend to be lesbian with your best friend.

Me: Creeper alert!
Friend: turn on the light switch lesbian
Guy: Hey!
Me: (to friend) I'm sorry baby did you need something

by CookieMnster1206 September 23, 2014

Light pedo

Man/woman who dates person who is close or at the age of consent

That dude always dates 18 year old girls, he is a light pedo

by SeniorStaffWhiteHouse August 17, 2019

Lightballs

Lightballs is when a man sees a woman and his balls lift back in to the basket sack of his pre hormonal state

Man1 “did you see that fine babe over there?”
Man2 “no I didn’t why?”
Man1 “she gave me the lightballs.”
Man2 “the hell is lightballs?”
Man2 “you’ll see when you look at her.”

by Ch1ld1shtadpole March 6, 2020

Light keeper

Light keeper

Very simple ..

Tricked into this as a one off by spirit ..

Then had the thought, can I heal spirits that contact me .. like family … ?

Before long there is a waiting room …

Movable waiting room … ;)

When I warily mentioned to the only person I thought might understand ..

Oh yeah … you know healing them too .. past, present and future …

Since then I got upgraded to healing timelines too ;)

Then unborn babies .. something about clearing up a moral dilemma in a despot country …

All I do is open a channel to guide to give my healing energy, higher me does the rest

I like him … can’t wait to be him …

Drains the shit out of you if you let the queue build up .. but we all have bad weeks .. they see what’s occurring….

Light keeper … anyone seeing the energy created would struggle to explain perhaps ..,

Energy seems to like me though…

Cause it knows it’s in good hands …

Some would use … some abuse .. true power is actually the act of control and not unashamedly begging for anarchy …

Light keeper … burn baby burn …

Disco fucking inferno ..

by LetsTalkAboutX January 8, 2023