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the devil's left hand

Sam is such an alcoholic that the devil's left hand is pretty much a permanent extension of his left hand.
by Nick D April 3, 2004
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Jersey Left

At a red light, the asshole car driver who makes the left hand turn by cutting off opposing traffic just as the light turns green.
Driver: "I don't feel like waiting forever to turn left."
Passenger: "Just jump the gun and make a Jersey Left."
by 3dPoop June 10, 2009
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Jersey Left

A Jersey Left is also known as a jughandle left. When you need to make a left turn, you have to stay to the right, use the jughandle to cross the road to make the left.
Take Route 35 North. Make a Jersey Left at Allaire Road.
by littleducknj August 21, 2009
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the intolerant left

They like to provide your every thought for you and INFORM you of what is morally right and what isn't.We have a serious church and state issue going on with these whacko leftists in this country.
The intolerant left want to force their beliefs up your butt.
by go to hell you Democrat December 30, 2005
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Left Eye

The act of a female burning down, whether purposefully or accidentally, her boyfriend/husband's home after a petty argument a la Left Eye from 90s group TLC
I guess she went through his cell phone saw a text from another chick and straight pulled a Left Eye on his ass. Hope he had fire insurance.
by aaronp12 March 7, 2011
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Left Tit

"You're a left tit Davey!"
'Love you too Senan."

"That's left-titted!"

"Left Tit in the Attic."
by Shelldon January 17, 2010
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Leftist

A weak, insecure person who watched too much porn and developed degenerate fetishes from it and ended up getting indoctrinated into political internet groups that convince them that there’s nothing wrong with their blatant flaws and that it’s society’s fault for even suggesting that there’s an issue. They typically have a very bad mental state and poor relationships with their parents.
“Yeah I’m a leftist. Yeah I also have a severe porn addiction and get all my knowledge about economics from internet groups. Yeah I hate my parents. What about it?”
by YEKING_ December 24, 2020
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