Landon Everette Pillatzki is the most popular guy in school he gets any girl that sees him everyone wants to be like him it's insane I can't even comprehend what it would be like to be like Landon Everette Pillatzki I could only dream and anyone reading this will never be as athletic, good looking, better in bed, better kisser, etc... So don't even dream about it because it'll never happen
Girl 1. Landon Everette Pillatzki is the most perfect person I've ever met
Girl 2. I would leave my boyfriend for him anytime
Girl 1. Same
Million other girls. I want him
Girl 2. I would leave my boyfriend for him anytime
Girl 1. Same
Million other girls. I want him
by Theman5566777 July 12, 2023
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by ilovemyman..<3 September 4, 2023
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Getting Lando's is synonymous with getting fucked over.
Getting Lando's is synonymous with getting fucked over.
"Lando, you've made your point. We know you'll do the right thing."
When the guy has the chick in the bag but has to let his buddy take her.
"you see Jim last night, that chick was all over him!"
"yeah, but he got Lando'd , had to back off and let Oscar take it"
"hey man! You get that promotion yesterday?!"
"no man, totally got Lando'd. Oscar got it"
"lets go out tonight, help you get over getting Lando'd last week"
getting Lando'd is the X-games version of jumping on the grenade for your friend. It's not like sleeping with the fat chick so your friend can get laid, it's like sleeping with the fat chick so your friend can get laid by the girl you're into with that's been throwing looks at you all night.
"hey man, appreciate you shagging Lucy's friend last night so I could have a shot at Jen"
"you owe me cuz you totally Lando'd me"
When the guy has the chick in the bag but has to let his buddy take her.
"you see Jim last night, that chick was all over him!"
"yeah, but he got Lando'd , had to back off and let Oscar take it"
"hey man! You get that promotion yesterday?!"
"no man, totally got Lando'd. Oscar got it"
"lets go out tonight, help you get over getting Lando'd last week"
getting Lando'd is the X-games version of jumping on the grenade for your friend. It's not like sleeping with the fat chick so your friend can get laid, it's like sleeping with the fat chick so your friend can get laid by the girl you're into with that's been throwing looks at you all night.
"hey man, appreciate you shagging Lucy's friend last night so I could have a shot at Jen"
"you owe me cuz you totally Lando'd me"
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