Chloe Laidlaw

A girl that like retro 1970-1990s, works too hard to move out her way for others but gets nothing in return

Chloe Laidlaw likes Nirvana it’s so 1980d

by PutinPie January 8, 2022

Lady Lair

A regular place where females of any kind hang out with their female friends. Basically, the female version of "Man Cave".

"Let's hang in the lady lair and do some makeovers."

by ImmortalSheDemon February 20, 2022

hard lard

An obese person with an aggressive, militant personality.

The chef is quite affable in public, but in the kitchen — he’s a real hard lard.

by jtrefgarne April 22, 2022

Persian Lardass

This creature lives in the depths of the United States of America. It rarely comes out of hiding when it is full, but if it has an appetite, and you live within a 20 mile radius of a Cava, Chipotle, McDonalds, Five Guys, &Pizza, Buffalo Wild Wings, Wendy’s, California Pizza Kitchen, Dominos, Wawa, Taco Bell, Mission BBQ, or especially New Jersey Michael’s, you better run for your life. This creature sucks in every CRUMBBB of food in his vicinity with one mighty bite. Some say when this creature returns from his trip down south, he will be big enough and hungry enough to devour the world in one bite. It often keeps 4 fingers pointed upwards for all to see, signaling how many times he has eaten at the restaurant chain of Chipotle that day. Beware of the Persian Lardass.

AHHHH GRANDMAAA, LOOK OUT, HERE COMES THE PERSIAN LARDASS!!!!!

by King of Valids June 14, 2022

never laid a hand on me

A "total-opposite-meanings possibilities" statement --- i.e., one dat can either be a complIMENT or a complAINT, depending on da status of da referred-to person.

If you're under investigation for possibly being physically abusive and/or inappropriate, then having someone say, "He never laid a hand on me" can be a welcome statement, indeed, since it indicates dat you did nothing wrong. However, if you're a masseuse who's accused of non-performance of services, then you might very decidedly NOT want someone to claim dat you were "standoffish wif yer fingers", since in dat case you were **supposed** to "get all touchy-feely" wif your client's warm sumptuous flesh!

by QuacksO March 5, 2023

heat lair

1. a kahoot name,

2. a hot hiding place for things that move,

3. misspelled name for an austrian painter guy,

4. refers to anyone with a mustache and side brushed hair,

5. refers to anyone who gets rejected by their country and therefore goes to another country and becomes famous,

6. anyone that betrays their ally in 1941,

7. anyone that invades poland,

8. anyone that gets fooled by a large army unit of balloons led by george s. patton,

9. anyone that hides in their bunker and do dangerous things,

10. anyone that likes to joke with his friends with his gas from farting,

1. english teacher: who named themselves heat lair go to the principal office now or else i take away ur phone privileges

2. cold fox goes to heat lair cuz he cold and he needs heat

3. heat lair painted the map of europe

4. middle school kid 1: bro that kid is heat lair

middle school kid 2: bro u have no beaches

5. history teacher 1: bro hitler is a heat lair no cap

6. historian 1: dude hitler is w heat lair no cap

7. historian 2: dude hitler is heat lair no cap

8. historian 6: lol hitler is a heat lair lol frfr

9. guy 1: uh william has been in his bunker for more than 2 hours

guy 2: ye let call his therapist i know hes a heat lair

10. bro dont be around billy hes a heat lair

by oc16 January 29, 2024

Ta’Laira

Beautiful, sweet and kind, toxic friendly someone you can have to meet your mom
She lied sometimes, but they feel bad afterwards care hearted, a ride or die

I meet a girl she is a Ta’Laira

by Ta’Laira November 21, 2023