Seize her holy lands

The act of fucking her in the holy land. Otherwise known as that dank pussy.

What is on your agenda today?
I am about to seize her holy lands

by Thundercuntblaster October 25, 2016

Icelandic Yule Lads

The Icelandic Yule Lads are 13 small dwarves that visit you on a day of Christmas. Each one is there to cause trouble in their own specific way.

Sheep-Cote Clod: Harrases sheep but he is caught many times because of his peg legs.

Gully Gawk: Hides in a gully to steal cow’s milk

Stubby: Incredibly short and steals pans to eat the crust of of them

Spoon Licker: Licks all your spoons and is incredibly thin on account of malnutrition

Pot Licker: Steals Leftovers from pots

Bowl Licker: Hides under your bed to then grab your bowl and lick what left in it

Door Slammer: Slams doors at night

Skyr Gobbler: steals and consumes your Skyr

Sausage Swiper: Hides in the rafters and steals your sausages when you turn your back

Window Peeper: Looks through windows with binoculars to search for things to steal

Doorway Sniffer: Has an abnormally large nose which he uses to search for bread

Meat Hook: Uses a hook to steal meat

Candle Stealer: Follows children so he can steal their candles which are actually edible

The Icelandic Yule Lads have caused much mischief this year.

by Tatertot Productions March 19, 2019

HECK NO LAID

Something to scream when you want too

(If this doesn't get published everyone is gay)

Bonquesha: dan what the fuck have you done

Dan: HECK NO LAID

by GAYTRASHOWO October 18, 2019

Dads before lads

The unwritten law that your dad should always become before bros (male friends).

Frank: Are you still available to help me out tomorrow?
Brian: Sorry dude, but my dad just asked me to go on a motorcycle trip tomorrow.
Frank: No problem bro, dads before lads!

by EluminateNL May 20, 2020

The Z lads

Big group of goats (people) that play cod zombies together and other fun games that they enjoy such as among us or jack box.

Yo the z lads are streaming together right now.

by Yowhatsupguys December 23, 2020

Green Touch Landscaping

Easily the best lawn service in Warner Robins, Bonaire, Kathleen, and Perry.

Hey Nathan, your yard really looks like shit! You should of hired Green Touch Landscaping they take great care of my yard

by LawnMaster January 18, 2021

Grass Monkey Landscaping

Best lawn maintenance and landscaping service in middle Georgia.

Hey Brian, your yard looks like shit! Get Grass Monkey Landscaping to come take care of your mess.

by Grass Monkey Landscaping January 21, 2021