by Big Ray #69 January 22, 2004

this definition is not to be confused with the other definitions for jordan and paglia on urban dictionary. jordan, meaning a very large penis and paglia, a cigarette.
a jordan paglia is generally in most cases a female. typically she would be a girl who is stunningly beautiful, hilariously funny, ridiculously intelligent, and the greatest friend anyone could ever ask for. this is a must for someone to be called a jordan paglia. other characteristics could be asian like eyes or the fact that they like to get it up the butt... hard.
a jordan paglia is generally in most cases a female. typically she would be a girl who is stunningly beautiful, hilariously funny, ridiculously intelligent, and the greatest friend anyone could ever ask for. this is a must for someone to be called a jordan paglia. other characteristics could be asian like eyes or the fact that they like to get it up the butt... hard.
by tuck:) June 2, 2009

stupid bitch who always has boogers. she's white as shit. get's all the guys even though she's ugly as fuck. is a total bitch when she doesn't get what she wants. stupid shy bitchh.
by vaginaa.(; August 17, 2011

Most people know this but it’s a name for when you have a gigantic explosive diarrhea level shite in your jorts.
John: Why are Michaels jorts brown all of a sudden?
Jimmy: Ah yes someone made him jump and he did a Jordan Peterson.
John: Ohhhh.
Jimmy: Ah yes someone made him jump and he did a Jordan Peterson.
John: Ohhhh.
by Manfoetus July 16, 2023

A sweet and trustworthy friend. Full of laughter and usually has a best friend named kim. Tends to be amazing at soccer and is perfect in every way
by Jason c February 15, 2015

by hatejordans August 4, 2016

by CrackheadJane October 20, 2020
