jordan paglia

this definition is not to be confused with the other definitions for jordan and paglia on urban dictionary. jordan, meaning a very large penis and paglia, a cigarette.

a jordan paglia is generally in most cases a female. typically she would be a girl who is stunningly beautiful, hilariously funny, ridiculously intelligent, and the greatest friend anyone could ever ask for. this is a must for someone to be called a jordan paglia. other characteristics could be asian like eyes or the fact that they like to get it up the butt... hard.

"See that girl?"
"She's a dime, definitely a Jordan Paglia."

by tuck:) June 2, 2009

Jordan Adam

An absolute cunt of a kid with a really small penis that you can not see.

Jordan Adam is such a cunt i tried to get in with him but i saw a hole instead of a penis

by hatejordans August 4, 2016

Jordan Peterson

Most people know this but it’s a name for when you have a gigantic explosive diarrhea level shite in your jorts.

John: Why are Michaels jorts brown all of a sudden?
Jimmy: Ah yes someone made him jump and he did a Jordan Peterson.
John: Ohhhh.

by Manfoetus July 16, 2023

Jordan thomas

A sweet and trustworthy friend. Full of laughter and usually has a best friend named kim. Tends to be amazing at soccer and is perfect in every way

That girl is jordan thomas. I want to be just like her

by Jason c February 15, 2015

Jordan

stupid bitch who always has boogers. she's white as shit. get's all the guys even though she's ugly as fuck. is a total bitch when she doesn't get what she wants. stupid shy bitchh.

that girl is so nasty, she's a total jordan.

by vaginaa.(; August 17, 2011

Dirty Jordan

When you suck a homeless crackhead's dick to pay off your drug debts.

"I watched him give a dirty jordan to homeless Bill"

by CrackheadJane October 20, 2020

Air Jordans

Ugly, overpriced footwear that take $10 to make in buttfuck nowhere, SE Asia and typically go for $150 to $180 in the US. Owners are typically braindead ghettomonkies and mouthbreathing skaters who are still obsessed with Micheal Jordan despite the fact that he retired over a decade ago.

They have become something of a poor man's status symbol as the only people who buy them are people who can't afford them.

Whenever new models come out, go to the nearest mall. I swear it looks like the Rodney King riots.

Tyrone is charged with 1st degree murder for beating someone to death for taking the last pair of new Air Jordans.

by vT3x January 28, 2012