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chilly jordan

This is a relatively new move. However, the chilly jordan was instantly made into a classic act as soon as it was performed for the first time. what you do is, either you or the bitch, takes a diarrhea in a shot glass. you take the shot, motorboat her boobs, punch her in the vagina, and then hi fives all around!!!!
The bitch was annoying me earlier, so when i was finishing up my chilly jordan, i punched her extra hard... mike was there to give me an extra good hi five.
by gootch November 8, 2006
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jordan (male)

A Jordan (male) is a sexy beast who will beat anyone in a video game contest, he will fuck up anyone who says they are better
by The_Word_Wizard August 26, 2017
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Rollin on Jordans

Damn he be rollin on some Jordans
by Big Ray #69 January 22, 2004
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jordan paglia

this definition is not to be confused with the other definitions for jordan and paglia on urban dictionary. jordan, meaning a very large penis and paglia, a cigarette.

a jordan paglia is generally in most cases a female. typically she would be a girl who is stunningly beautiful, hilariously funny, ridiculously intelligent, and the greatest friend anyone could ever ask for. this is a must for someone to be called a jordan paglia. other characteristics could be asian like eyes or the fact that they like to get it up the butt... hard.
"See that girl?"
"She's a dime, definitely a Jordan Paglia."
by tuck:) June 2, 2009
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Jordan thomas

A sweet and trustworthy friend. Full of laughter and usually has a best friend named kim. Tends to be amazing at soccer and is perfect in every way
That girl is jordan thomas. I want to be just like her
by Jason c February 15, 2015
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Jordan Adam

An absolute cunt of a kid with a really small penis that you can not see.
Jordan Adam is such a cunt i tried to get in with him but i saw a hole instead of a penis
by hatejordans August 4, 2016
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Jordan Peterson

Most people know this but it’s a name for when you have a gigantic explosive diarrhea level shite in your jorts.
John: Why are Michaels jorts brown all of a sudden?
Jimmy: Ah yes someone made him jump and he did a Jordan Peterson.
John: Ohhhh.
by Manfoetus July 16, 2023
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