jordan (male)

A Jordan (male) is a sexy beast who will beat anyone in a video game contest, he will fuck up anyone who says they are better

HOLY SHIT ITS JORDAN (MALE)

by The_Word_Wizard August 26, 2017

Rollin on Jordans

A Trucks on 23's

Damn he be rollin on some Jordans

by Big Ray #69 January 22, 2004

jordan paglia

this definition is not to be confused with the other definitions for jordan and paglia on urban dictionary. jordan, meaning a very large penis and paglia, a cigarette.

a jordan paglia is generally in most cases a female. typically she would be a girl who is stunningly beautiful, hilariously funny, ridiculously intelligent, and the greatest friend anyone could ever ask for. this is a must for someone to be called a jordan paglia. other characteristics could be asian like eyes or the fact that they like to get it up the butt... hard.

"See that girl?"
"She's a dime, definitely a Jordan Paglia."

by tuck:) June 2, 2009

Jordan Peterson

Most people know this but it’s a name for when you have a gigantic explosive diarrhea level shite in your jorts.

John: Why are Michaels jorts brown all of a sudden?
Jimmy: Ah yes someone made him jump and he did a Jordan Peterson.
John: Ohhhh.

by Manfoetus July 16, 2023

Jordan Adam

An absolute cunt of a kid with a really small penis that you can not see.

Jordan Adam is such a cunt i tried to get in with him but i saw a hole instead of a penis

by hatejordans August 4, 2016

Jordan thomas

A sweet and trustworthy friend. Full of laughter and usually has a best friend named kim. Tends to be amazing at soccer and is perfect in every way

That girl is jordan thomas. I want to be just like her

by Jason c February 15, 2015

Dirty Jordan

When you suck a homeless crackhead's dick to pay off your drug debts.

"I watched him give a dirty jordan to homeless Bill"

by CrackheadJane October 20, 2020