Jesse

A badass who always is ready to have fun time is protective with people he cares about and have a massive dick and is a car truck motorcycle person and has amazing dirty/dark jokes and at least dose a f bomb 69 times a day

Idk I was bored so I made it about a friend and he is a fun person. So I had to define him in the best way "damn it jesse are you under the cat and lost the 10 mil" jesse "fuck shit son of a fucking fuck I fucki g got oil on my self and massive dick hurts when working on the truck cause I dropped a oil filter

by John's nut sack December 3, 2021

Jesse

Funny, outgoing, loyal person. He is a gamer not by choice, but by heart. He always has jokes to tell and spreads positive vibes around the whole group. He is one of the nicest people you will ever meet, but you don't want to mess with him. He doesn't back down from anyone who messes with him or his closest friends. Jesse is not the friend you want, but the friend you need!

"Jesse won't take anyone's shit!" "You always need new jokes and stories to laugh at, Jesse's that guy."

by Migwelo April 22, 2020

chucking a jess

1. When you laugh at the joke for 5 minutes before the punchline.

2. When you drop your chicken on the ground.

3. When you pat your hair when you're nervous.

4. When you watch mychonny 99 times and you laugh each time.

1)
jess: You know what happened?!
lucy: what?
jess: HAHAHAH.
5 minutes later...
jess: She walked into a wheelbarrow!
lucy: chucking a jess

2)
jess: Oh no! My chicken fell again! -sniff-
lucy: chucking a jess

3)
jess: The canteen ripped me off 5 cents.
person 2: Go get it back!!
jess: *head down* *sniffs* *pats hair*
person 2: chucking a jess

by turtle-paws March 15, 2012

Jesse dance

The Jesse dance is a tango type dance where you put your hands in the front and wiggle you feet and legs and have your hands synced together with your feet and hand

Wow that dude is doing the Jesse dance!

by TangoMaMan June 16, 2024

Jesse

A bitch ass nigga who can't can any hoes bro is mad and a punk ass bitch

Jesse a punk ass bitch

by Deeznuggs January 24, 2024

Jesse

Jesse is an amazing girl who loves people who don't get on her nerves! She's generally a nice person if your not getting on her nerves. She will help in anyway she can.

Jesse? Can you help me?
Yeah! Sure!

by NIKKIISAMAZ!! March 8, 2022

Jesse

That type of guy that sits on a couch and drinks coke all day

Jesse be like

by Coolguy2815 October 24, 2020