Jesse

A bitch ass nigga who can't can any hoes bro is mad and a punk ass bitch

Jesse a punk ass bitch

by Deeznuggs January 24, 2024

Jesse dance

The Jesse dance is a tango type dance where you put your hands in the front and wiggle you feet and legs and have your hands synced together with your feet and hand

Wow that dude is doing the Jesse dance!

by TangoMaMan June 16, 2024

chucking a jess

1. When you laugh at the joke for 5 minutes before the punchline.

2. When you drop your chicken on the ground.

3. When you pat your hair when you're nervous.

4. When you watch mychonny 99 times and you laugh each time.

1)
jess: You know what happened?!
lucy: what?
jess: HAHAHAH.
5 minutes later...
jess: She walked into a wheelbarrow!
lucy: chucking a jess

2)
jess: Oh no! My chicken fell again! -sniff-
lucy: chucking a jess

3)
jess: The canteen ripped me off 5 cents.
person 2: Go get it back!!
jess: *head down* *sniffs* *pats hair*
person 2: chucking a jess

by turtle-paws March 15, 2012

Jesse- the cringest guy on tiktok

A 19 year old man (or 14 idk) who is probably insane. He try’s to get girls on tiktok lives to “put in his google doc.”

1. Jesses 14!
2. He’s fruity
3. Jesse- the cringest guy on tiktok

by y0ur_l0cal_dumb@ss23 May 22, 2022

Jesse and Olivia

Jesse and Olivia is a match made to be real.

Jesse and Olivia are dating

by iLOVEMYBAOAJESSE November 5, 2021

Jesse

Jesse, a proper noun, meaning, “God exists”. Jesse is usually a Capricorn which by default are the hardest workers of the zodiac sign. They are ambitious, determined, materialistic and strong. Jesse is born shrewd. Don’t cross a Jesse. You will never win favor with them again.

Jesse walks on water.

by The mad hatter November 23, 2021

jeff/jess

weird, odd, clueless, swears to god they're funny.

that guy/girl is so jeff/jess.

by i hav a jeff/jess in mii life July 14, 2009