Jeff

Someone who is an addict loves drugs and alcohol but also is a complete dick head to everyone around besides other druggies like him self if you see a Jeff avoid all contact and call the police ASAP Jeff's are unpredictable and all have a Nic addiction

Man: "hey how are you"

Local fat ass: "I'm good, BRO WATCH OUT"

Man: "holy shit its a Jeff I heard all of them are like crack heads but worse"

by Jdjdidowinfj d i February 22, 2020

Jeff Lin

A berkley graduated student who always succeed in no nut November

HEY ! Jeff Lin , How are you ?

by comerchiu January 10, 2022

Jeff Ng

A person who only goes after young woman is called a Jeff Ng. They hide their true intentions behind drugs and alcohol. Be careful you don't turn into a Jeff Ng

Bro she's only 16. Stop being a Jeff Ng

by honest6969 March 11, 2023

Jeff

An ugly, old, balding white man. If your name is Jeff, hate yourself. Nothing alive likes you, especially your ex-wife. Your dreams are as broken as the car you drive. An old guy with feminine hips and a sickled back. The surface area of your forehead should be measured by science because it is physically impossible in size (unlike your penis). White as the day is bright. Nobody likes you (including the one parent that is living). If you feel insecure, you have every reason to be. People talk behind your back, and you know it. You desperately need a shower and revenge on whoever named you.

Dicky: I don't want to be here anymore.
Rob: At least you're not a Jeff.

Bob: They made up a new slang word!
Tanner: What is it?
Bob: Jeff! It means kill yourself.

by reputable_realist December 8, 2024

Jeff#4

This man is in NO WAY related to Chase Jeffrey in any way whatsoever. He is a founder of The Slidecast along with MrSnacks and Gigajuice(known as superdupermegaultragigaballs69).

(Female): Wow! Jeff#4 is really attractive.
(Jeff#4): I'M NOT RACIST! (or spider-man)

by Jeff#4 February 26, 2025

Jeff da Maori

A man or woman named Jeff that is indiginous from New Zealand and fought at the Battle of Gate Pah.

Fuck mate, you're literally Jeff da Maori!

by Hella Quaint February 25, 2019

Good Job Jeff

An error, mistake or severe lack of knowledge. A screw up of historic proportions by a person who ruins everything.

When Jeff requests a song in Nashville and upon hearing the song being played, Janet responds, “I don’t even like Dave Matthew’s, who requested this?”, and it was Jeff…

And all the friends respond - Good Job Jeff!

by Herky da Hawk March 1, 2024